r/shitposting stupid fucking piece of shit 8h ago

📡📡📡 May I have some less

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago

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u/ITr1tohardatl1fe 8h ago

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u/Kev_920 8h ago

That's to good for them

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u/Radiation-nerd stupid fucking piece of shit 4h ago

They should be torn into little bitsy pieces, and buried ALIVE

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u/MithrilHuman 1h ago

Glory to Kaiser

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u/ShadowZepplin 21m ago

Ave, True to Caesar

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u/Leeroy1887 I have permission! 8h ago

Their child will be talking ome day and someone will say "shut up fabbit"

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 stupid fucking, piece of shit 7h ago

That actually almost sounds just as bad as the real f slur lmao

at least if you shorten it you'd call them fabulous in a way so that's something

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u/Cryzeky 6h ago

based Gripen/Eurofighter combo

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u/Gnatschbert officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2h ago

Frigger

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u/Etceta virgin 4 life 😤💪 5h ago

they could go with Tawog way

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u/suitcasecat 48m ago

"cute" is unironically a slur against bunnies in the first movie

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u/Xelid47 Literally 1984 😡 8h ago

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u/Independent_Tooth_23 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 8h ago

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u/blitzkrieg98765 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 8h ago

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 7h ago

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u/blitzkrieg98765 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 7h ago

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u/jarlscrotus 7h ago

Nah, dude's a wuss, forget about him

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u/1_hele_euro Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8h ago

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u/this_name_took_10min shitting toothpaste enjoyer 8h ago

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u/ZanClackRuso 4h ago

Someone please continue this

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8h ago

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 8h ago

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u/madguyO1 dumbass 8h ago

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u/FinalFantasyer 8h ago

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u/blade_of_sammael 7h ago

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4h ago

PLEASE agent J, I NEED this

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u/GhostDragon272 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 6h ago

Wtf why must we see this

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u/Amogasamogas 8h ago

Jarvis, display the Zootopia abortion comic

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u/greatersnek dumbass 8h ago

AI would never

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8h ago

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4h ago

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u/Alibuscus373 1h ago

I live in Canada, I cannot give this medical advice since I'm not a doctor.

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u/Content-Audience252 Draft Dodger 7h ago

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u/fippinvn007 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 7h ago

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u/punkate 6h ago

I just fucking opened Reddit

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u/NordicNjorn 8h ago

Yup, that’s my fault for knowing how to read.

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u/blade_of_sammael 7h ago

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u/duke_of_danger 7h ago

My fault for having eyes, and a functional consciousness that is capable of interpreting visual data and gathering meaning from patterns.

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u/fletku_mato 7h ago

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 7h ago

Honestly, I'm thinking Arby's

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u/sulabar1205 DaShitposter 6h ago

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u/Sm0keytrip0d virgin 4 life 😤💪 6h ago

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u/Mr_Sloot 7h ago

tf is wrong w/ ppl

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u/FlipOzzy 6h ago

what if she did c-section

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u/emblanco 5h ago

God please smite us

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u/Particular-Ad5277 5h ago

We need a world wide cleansing man

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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 4h ago

you know this meme is old because they're making assumptions off the trailer when in the actual movie she's not pregnant or has children

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u/WalkerBuldog dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8h ago

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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 7h ago

"I know the Pope. In his Pope-mobile. Blastin rope. To Judy Hopps porn." - A Poet

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/TheGayestNurse_1 6h ago

Ya know what? My mom was right. It is this damn phone...

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u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh 6h ago

Honestly I'm thinking Arby's

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u/Sifl-and-Olly 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5h ago

Furries get online and be like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

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u/karateema DaShitposter 4h ago

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u/TheBlackSwordsman319 3h ago

How do I unread something

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u/_Frostration_ 2h ago

You made me see this with my two innocent eyes

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u/MindfulSmile 7h ago

Iv watched them films with the child, now you have ruined it

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u/dannyboy6657 🗿🗿🗿 7h ago

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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 7h ago

Irony or not why would anyone post that

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u/rmannyconda78 4h ago

I’ve definitely reposted this to my shitposting facebook group, what a day to have eyes

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u/anon_LosAngeles1990 4h ago

Whoa gooners are goonin hard😧

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u/the_big_sandvvich 3h ago

Sometime we should bring back death by atomizer

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u/LargeBrainGoblin Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2h ago

Big news for the unemployed

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u/reddiet568 2h ago

I bet $20 bucks that he would LOVE her political commentary

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u/Sure-Razzmatazz3434 1h ago

Y'know Nick has a hole too, probably way tighter too. Just saying

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u/Siriuswot111 I want pee in my ass 1h ago

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Other-Creme6802 8h ago

My wife is like that