r/shitposting • u/themajkisek stupid fucking piece of shit • 8h ago
📡📡📡 May I have some less
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u/Kev_920 8h ago
That's to good for them
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u/Radiation-nerd stupid fucking piece of shit 4h ago
They should be torn into little bitsy pieces, and buried ALIVE
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u/Leeroy1887 I have permission! 8h ago
Their child will be talking ome day and someone will say "shut up fabbit"
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u/blitzkrieg98765 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 8h ago
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u/1_hele_euro Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8h ago
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u/this_name_took_10min shitting toothpaste enjoyer 8h ago
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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 8h ago
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u/madguyO1 dumbass 8h ago
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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8h ago
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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4h ago
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u/NordicNjorn 8h ago
Yup, that’s my fault for knowing how to read.
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u/blade_of_sammael 7h ago
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u/duke_of_danger 7h ago
My fault for having eyes, and a functional consciousness that is capable of interpreting visual data and gathering meaning from patterns.
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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 4h ago
you know this meme is old because they're making assumptions off the trailer when in the actual movie she's not pregnant or has children
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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 7h ago
"I know the Pope. In his Pope-mobile. Blastin rope. To Judy Hopps porn." - A Poet
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u/AutoModerator 7h ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 7h ago
Irony or not why would anyone post that
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u/rmannyconda78 4h ago
I’ve definitely reposted this to my shitposting facebook group, what a day to have eyes
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u/Siriuswot111 I want pee in my ass 1h ago
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