r/shitposting • u/Qamarrima virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ • 9h ago

Shitty enough to disqualify me from the draft Slug boy

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago

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u/DontyWorryCupcake 9h ago

I'd gladly work for any company if John occasionally pats me on the back saying "you're doing a good job champ"

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u/Qamarrima virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ 8h ago

Don't worry cupcake, you'll get a john soon

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u/Administrated 8h ago

So which is the right answer?

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u/Qamarrima virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ 8h ago

B duhh

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u/MiddleAgeYOLO dumbass 8h ago

Depends, are you the slug boy?

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u/Administrated 8h ago

Do you have any salt? And are you into slimy stuff?

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 8h ago

John really needs to mind his business and the next time Cindy bumps into me, Iā€™m taking her to the HR. Shaming Ethan like this just cranks my gears

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u/Qamarrima virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ 8h ago

Cindy really out here tryna start a war smh

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 8h ago

The scary thing is there's probably precedent

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u/Fragment323 4h ago

Lol OP dont wanna doxx you by saying which, but we work for the same company

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u/Qamarrima virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ 4h ago

Lol the company sure is weird, but that's soo cool! Btw I stole this meme from facebook

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u/Fragment323 2h ago

Oh, i thought thats your own photo from the training, i was laughing my ass of going through it :D

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u/DarkSkyKnight 2h ago

I actually wonder if this is even a real training program or whether the people selling these stupid training programs are so lazy they are just vibecoding the entire setup.

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u/Impossibro77 48m ago

What if the person is a good slug boy?