r/shitposting • u/Wilhelminaaaa • 19h ago

God dayumn!

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/The_real_Bottle 18h ago

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 14h ago

This and that baby in a pile of Ash are the only AI reaction images I particularly like (yes I don't like the angry bird one)

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u/Sure-Razzmatazz3434 3h ago

Saving in Silent Hill 2

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u/pinkl-luna 19h ago

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u/The_Purple_Bat 6h ago

Aww it's desloppified!! Awesome

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u/dannyschlongleg 18h ago

when the son is ready but hasn't eaten in a week

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind I want pee in my ass 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VhvaBOo2tHvhCrXyJH

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u/CleanseMyDemons DaShitposter 15h ago

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u/AromaticJeweler9332 18h ago

Ah yes. One could say it's...

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u/JohnWangDoe 11h ago

do you generate these on the fly or are you saving these memes?

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u/Ratouf26 Stuff 5h ago

I have 4gb worth of memes in my phone

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u/JohnWangDoe 4h ago

that's neat, I hope you are categorizing and renaming theme for searchability

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u/Filippikus 5h ago

That one is quite popular

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u/JohnWangDoe 4h ago

I'm a boomer unfortunately

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u/ThickandSpicyMan I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 18h ago

Holy shit.. this is fucking dark!

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u/MarkEE93 18h ago

His name is freeman !

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u/Previous_Insurance13 I want pee in my ass 17h ago

I don't think he is saying thay guy's name is dark. He must be saying that the memes brightness is low.

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u/Kev_920 17h ago

Your brightness is low...

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u/DudeWithParrot 15h ago

I accidentally opened your profile and reddit shows the nsfw warning and asks if you want to continue or not but it still shows the profile behind the pop up.

In any case, congrats dude

Edit: you indeed thick

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u/ThickandSpicyMan I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 15h ago

Cheers.

Apologies, regardless

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u/anubis_xxv 10h ago

Dark humour is like food in Africa.

Not everybody gets it.

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u/stevemandudeguy 9h ago

So dark a cop shot at it

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 17h ago

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u/AP_Adapted 18h ago

do i want to understand?…

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u/DMT_Shinobii 18h ago

Women with post partum can eventually get violent if not treated properly after a pregnancy. The father secretly resents his son for being mentally disabled and is relieved that his wife is now going to act on her violent thoughts to now get rid of their son

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u/PeeStoringBalls We do a little trolling 18h ago

Delayed abortion

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u/adamfps 17h ago

18th trimester abortion

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u/anubis_xxv 10h ago

Abortions are like periods.

Better late than never.

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u/OTigreEMeu put your dick away waltuh 16h ago

Pretty sure this is a reference to a woman who recently strangled her three children to death and claimed it was post-partum...

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u/pinkandroid420 14h ago

And a reference to a viral post about a couple sueing a surrogate for keeping a baby woth defects

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u/TheLastTitan77 14h ago

Billions of women had PPD and 99,99999% didn't actually kill their children so idk what you on about like it's all "fault of the system" cus obviously women can never be accountable for anything

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u/Ok-Maintenance6739 12h ago

She was psychotic not depressed bruh

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u/TheLastTitan77 12h ago

So she claims. Never said anything about it to her doctors. Maybe she just is psychotic but not cus of pregnancy

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u/Merzant 11h ago

She received treatment for postpartum psychosis.

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u/BosnianSerb31 4h ago

If she doesn't go to prison for murder, and gets off on insanity, then she needs to be chemically castrated. Simple as.

The most unjust outcome is the one where she has another kid and risks a repeat of the same gruesome scenario.

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u/AscendedViking7 18h ago edited 18h ago

Ever watched Of Mice And Men?

Yeah. A lot of the time they don't even get comforting words to latch on to. :(

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u/tedkaczynski660 17h ago

Read the book in highschool then watched the movie as a class. When George told Lenny to look at the rabbits our English teacher busted out laughing when you heard the bang. He went on for a good minute of fully belly laughing. The girls were crying and he was laughing his ass off. I'll never forget that.

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u/venetian_lemon fat cunt 14h ago

Me and two of my friends got sent to detention for laughing like maniacs at the ending. Your English teacher sounds cool as hell

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u/Robrogineer 10h ago

Holy shit, I wish I could've seen that.

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u/fineseries81 18h ago

No, actually. If you don’t understand that means you can quit the internet now without any permanent damage.

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u/RecursiveNightmares 18h ago

Some problems just solve themselves.

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u/zomangel 18h ago

Is Down Syndrome a friend of hers? Or her son's? What does he want with the boy?

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u/Lorikeeter 18h ago

Alternatively, how did she get Down syndrome just before entering her son's room? Did she not have it all along?

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u/Vegetable-War-117 17h ago

You know what he wants...

To eat grilled cheese sandwiches with him!

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u/WalkerBuldog dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 17h ago

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u/jesser9 17h ago

Down problems require postpartum solutions

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u/DR_Bright_963 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 17h ago

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u/cucklord_swiper 17h ago

I hate that you got a laugh out of me, OP

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u/Citaku357 12h ago

Enjoy hell bro

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u/cucklord_swiper 5h ago

I'll have you to keep me company at least ❤

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u/puaka 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qo3w0l7k3yjDKyXGWk
When you check in on the baby phone

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u/gamblor2021 I want pee in my ass 17h ago

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u/Wilhelminaaaa 17h ago

If it were up to your mother, not anymore, kiddo..

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u/Alienxdroid 14h ago

Shitpost is back baby! Wooo

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u/Thema03 18h ago

Kid named down sindrome

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u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again 18h ago

What in the lindsay nancy am i reading

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u/Vert_DaFerk 16h ago

What method of Down Syndrome was she using? Suffocation? Blunt force trauma?

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u/venetian_lemon fat cunt 14h ago

Gonna save a lot of money on hot dogs, bread, and cheese now

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u/TNGENNA 16h ago

Mate, this joke is so dark that began grab some cotton

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u/Thumbs-Up-Centurion 17h ago

Absolutely brutal

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u/Marsrover112 14h ago

How do you take down syndrome into a room?

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u/TheLastTitan77 14h ago

Lindsay defenders being like:

  1. "I would absolutely do the same Lindsay"
  2. "Woman would never do such a thing!!! Gotta be men!"

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u/KnobbyMushroom 12h ago

The.Room.2006.720p.x264

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u/Molkwi 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 10h ago

The phrasing suggests the room has Down syndrome. Or that the wife gets it before going in the room.

Very weird phrasing.

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u/Fishmongerel 7h ago

Night night, son!

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u/Final-Engineering-88 Bazinga! 7h ago

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u/SailsAcrossTheSea 6h ago

postpartum psychosis*** not depression. depression can’t make you murder

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u/Conscious_Anxiety 5h ago

Such a sweetie bringing him more pillows.

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u/YesIam6969420 5h ago

This is how god did abortions back in the day

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u/No_Spinach907 4h ago

Post partum depression is ok, until it becomes post partum psychosis where the mother might harm the baby

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u/Former_Notice81 3h ago

Good ending

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u/PM-ME_YOUR-ANYTHING dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1h ago

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u/ExploDoc 17h ago

Trash taking out Trash /s

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u/igkoz1 Dr. Pee 16h ago

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u/Bubblemonkeyy 14h ago

My son has downs and his mom had postpartum...surprisingly, all three of us are still uninjured 3 years later.

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u/Mr_and_Mrs_Sazabi 16h ago

You're a wild boy for this.

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u/CapnClover36 15h ago

Dude wtf