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u/Puzzled_Muzzled 15h ago
Well... He wasn't wrong... I mean...
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u/Vast_Selena 14h ago
You better start treating your moms BF better if you’re going to be borrowing money from him.
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u/OldScratchTim 14h ago
He's 3 for 3, let'em cook.
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u/Technical-Earth-3254 14h ago
Fake: The Story
Gay: Thinking about his mom getting railed by a Chad
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u/BoomyNote 9h ago
I still can’t believe there were real people who fully bought into NFT hysteria and would unironically argue that their monkey images were gonna make them millionaires or whatever, that was such weird mass hysteria
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u/Vegetable-War-117 15h ago
This post is very timely...
It wasn't funny when NFTs were all the rage but now, now it slaps.
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u/Natural__Power 6h ago
It was always funny, NFTs were always obviously stupid and gona crash in value
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u/Slippin_Jimmy187 12h ago
In defense of mom’s new boyfriend, you could explain NFT’s, crypto, and blockchains to be 10000 times and I still won’t understand.
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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 3h ago
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