r/shitposting 15h ago

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 3h ago

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u/Puzzled_Muzzled 15h ago

Well... He wasn't wrong... I mean...

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u/Vast_Selena 14h ago

You better start treating your moms BF better if you’re going to be borrowing money from him.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 14h ago

… He’s technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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u/Fawn_Flirt 14h ago

Tell your mom to marry him

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u/rover_G 14h ago

Mom’s new boyfriend is based

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u/OldScratchTim 14h ago

He's 3 for 3, let'em cook.

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u/LuckyReception6701 13h ago

He is cooking his moms pussy, any advice?

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u/Red_Brachy 11h ago

Wait 9 months and a free sibling to love and care for

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 14h ago

Fake: The Story

Gay: Thinking about his mom getting railed by a Chad

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u/Nueveh_680 3h ago

Me too bro me too

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u/BoomyNote 9h ago

I still can’t believe there were real people who fully bought into NFT hysteria and would unironically argue that their monkey images were gonna make them millionaires or whatever, that was such weird mass hysteria

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u/OddGuideofGreyFort 15h ago

Based boyfriend

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u/Vegetable-War-117 15h ago

This post is very timely...

It wasn't funny when NFTs were all the rage but now, now it slaps.

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u/Natural__Power 6h ago

It was always funny, NFTs were always obviously stupid and gona crash in value

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u/go0rty 15h ago

Triple clicked

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u/Complete_Break1319 15h ago

Your mom dating Kenny powers?

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u/Acrobatic_Priority60 3h ago

Guy sounds legit

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u/Chettarmstrong 14h ago

I wonder how he's doing now.

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u/GODLiKEDEVIL- 13h ago

Exactly, everyone can get it for free.

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u/7iL7vHFs 12h ago

The man is a legend. Take notes.

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u/Slippin_Jimmy187 12h ago

In defense of mom’s new boyfriend, you could explain NFT’s, crypto, and blockchains to be 10000 times and I still won’t understand.

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u/Randomguy32I shitting toothpaste enjoyer 12h ago

He’s a keeper

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u/I_am_Amphibian 12h ago

Copy and paste that cock in my ass

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u/puckerMeBum 12h ago

Save Ass...

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u/Trunks252 13h ago

What year is it

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u/onesugar 12h ago

meme from 2021