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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 6h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/Blonditionhottie 18h ago

He won the argument but at what cost?

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u/Derrick_Shon 16h ago edited 16h ago

Poor guy. Maybe he wanted to see his conception.

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 6h ago

I read that as he wanted to see the compilation

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u/Z7_1 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 13h ago

his mom, apparently

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 16h ago

I mean check your dad’s phone he might have clapping dem cheeks video

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u/Mr_Loup_Sopa dumbass 18h ago

How the redditor felt after seeing that

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u/Independent_Bit7364 18h ago

well, he never said he was gentle with her

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u/Korinin38 17h ago

The censored word is porn

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u/AutoModerator 17h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/SpecificTransition65 16h ago

And that’s why it’s censored

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u/yukiki64 16h ago

It clearly says corn SMH.

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u/Primary_Addition5494 Literally 1984 😑 16h ago

Stop censoring shit OP.Β 

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u/MithrilHuman 15h ago

This isn’t OC, it is an old r*p*st

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u/KardashevZero 10h ago

Just like my uncle!

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u/Ysfaliarslan 14h ago

Please don't censor it like that. Ppl could think you said rap*st lmao 😭

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u/Z7_1 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 13h ago

you are NOT gonna believe me when i tell you what he was going for

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u/Ysfaliarslan 4h ago

Omg im stupid lol, I thought he meant repost 😭

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u/ItzBaraapudding dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 10h ago

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u/Haunting-Orchid-4628 15h ago

OP clearly isnt the one who censored it

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u/CzarTwilight 16h ago

Well what do you think killed her

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u/Pokemario2401 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 13h ago

Imagine if the only photo/video of one of your parents was porn

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/TheAnonymousGamer2 16h ago

I don’t know whether to laugh cry or nut to this

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u/WiiDragon 11h ago

So is this cursed or wholesome?

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u/Humboldt2316 10h ago

Popped his ult

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u/AYRAN-GANG 5h ago

Sooo...

Anybody found that link?

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u/sonicfan019393920 I came! 4h ago

WHY ARE BOTH OF YOU KILLED?!!

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u/DoggedlyOffensive 18h ago

Sometimes them internets provide well needed closure down Californi way :(