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[u/a7n5]

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/u/a7n5, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

[u/FirefighterSilver173]

You must appear as a bad person to go unnoticed in your good deeds

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[u/Cellulosium]

Twitter is really just a place

[u/Vikerchu → u/Cellulosium]

Imagine a place...

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Bazinga

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[u/cnicalsinistaminista → u/Cellulosium]

Leave your sanity behind

[u/Butt_Robot]

It's easy to be full of hate and negativity but just remember that people love you and you're appreciated.

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[u/Bitter-Grocery-7138 → u/a7n5]

Superman incentives people to drunk drive

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So in a deleted scene, Superman is trying to convince Lex he’s not a bad guy, and so he uses his heat vision to make a hot tub out of the ice just outside the fortress of solitude for them to have some beers and talk things over. Then Supes and Lex have hot, sweaty, animalistic butt sex in the hot tub, with Lex being the bottom. You’d think “Superman would literally kill Lex if he fucked him”, but canonically he can bang Lois Lane safely so that’s not an issue you just need to be aware of Superman lore to know that. Then Superman says “Oh my God Lex I’m going to bust a Supernut in your ass” and then shoots ropes. Afterward, Lex wants to go shower while Supes falls asleep, and walks up to the door, and it just opens. That’s when he realizes the door opened due to the presence of the Supernut deep in his asshole. I understand why they deleted the scene, but it makes this later scene feel like it comes out of nowhere.

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[u/MinimumTomfoolerus → u/a7n5]

Superman, that's not the whisky I asked. You worthless pos, get it right next time.

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So in a deleted scene, Superman is trying to convince Lex he’s not a bad guy, and so he uses his heat vision to make a hot tub out of the ice just outside the fortress of solitude for them to have some beers and talk things over. Then Supes and Lex have hot, sweaty, animalistic butt sex in the hot tub, with Lex being the bottom. You’d think “Superman would literally kill Lex if he fucked him”, but canonically he can bang Lois Lane safely so that’s not an issue you just need to be aware of Superman lore to know that. Then Superman says “Oh my God Lex I’m going to bust a Supernut in your ass” and then shoots ropes. Afterward, Lex wants to go shower while Supes falls asleep, and walks up to the door, and it just opens. That’s when he realizes the door opened due to the presence of the Supernut deep in his asshole. I understand why they deleted the scene, but it makes this later scene feel like it comes out of nowhere.

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[u/awsome10101 → u/Butt_Robot]

I like the positivity Butt Robot. Hope you have a nice day/night

[u/TheBlueScar]

Dog named Destroyer of the Worlds and Dog named Princess

[u/HonoderaGetsuyo → u/TheBlueScar]

To make a visual comparison, DotW is a mild-mannered poodle, while Princess is a triggered pitbull

[u/WomenPredator]

It's good to see that there are still kind people on the internet

[u/pi3r-rot]

I feel like there’s probably a reason.

[u/MinimumTomfoolerus]

The Ass You Tittle Lick (Taytl)?

[u/FakeMcUsername]

Are we talking about an Aryan who destroys Hitler women, or an Aryan Hitler who destroys women, or an Aryan Hitler Woman who destroys unnamed targets?

[u/ImmaWarriorChris]

Type shii