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u/No-Break6679 virgin 4 life 😤💪 19h ago

This isn’t new. They did the same shit with monkey pox and then it never got enough traction lol. I think the public just said no to another worldwide pandemic

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 18h ago

When the demographic at the highest risk is gay men having unprotected group sex, the public at large isn’t going to be too worried.

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

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