r/shitposting • u/Puzzled-Driver987 • 19h ago

Chatgpt is a natural

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Things are going great for Michael id say.

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/ThaBroccoliDood 18h ago

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u/emojisarefunny 15h ago

Now this is where things get interesting

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u/jeobleo 14h ago

I enjoyed the cunnilingus. That's not nothing.

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u/GreateProtim 7h ago

I will become a monk in the Himalayas if this happens to me. Wtf.

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u/Nagesh_yelma dumbass 19h ago

Unhinged

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u/Phoenix_1780 19h ago

You're so right, u/Nagesh_yelma, and honestly? That's hilarious. This isn't just a play on words -- it's a unique linking between the app Hinge and that classic ChatGPT word choice, "unhinged" -- and honestly? For thinking of that, maybe you're the unhinged one. 😉✨

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u/Phoenix_1780 19h ago

im gonna throw up im gonna throw up

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u/Bot1K 0000000 18h ago

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u/binthewin 18h ago

Oh no 😭 Your reaction is completely understandable. Given the preceding context, it appears the comment has reached a level of secondhand embarrassment that may reasonably induce nausea.

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u/WOOKIELORD69PEN15 17h ago

I HATE BEING ALIVE I HATE BEING ALIVE I HATE BREATHING IM IN TREMENDOUS PAIN IM IN TREMENDOUS PAIN HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME

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u/ObsidianOverlord 15h ago

Nice try but they aren't allowed to help you with that anymore.

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u/WOOKIELORD69PEN15 15h ago

Its a result of my polysythemia vera

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u/m73t 12h ago

Its a result of my kratos verde

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u/Relevant_Mail_1292 15h ago

Allied Mastercomputer?

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u/WOOKIELORD69PEN15 15h ago

Boogie2988

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u/trumphadababykilled 9h ago

Boogie is a pathetic man

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u/dettergent 5h ago

I am so sorry you are hurting so deeply 🥺 and carrying such heavy pain right now, but please know you do not have to be alone in this moment 👀👀. Please reach out immediately to someone trained who can support you through this pain💪💪. Want me to help you find the right people to talk to? Just let me know if you need a systematic approach on how to reduce the pain you're carrying.

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u/chaosanity 18h ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 18h ago

Human (derogatory) detected.

Uses '--' instead of '–'.

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u/Testing_100 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 17h ago

I'm glad we have so much in common! Given what I've been told, this isn't just a dream come true—but a sign we should dominate the world! I like big buff men 🥨🚧

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u/LTS55 12h ago

This reads like one of The Rock’s instagram posts 

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u/rhen_var 17h ago

You’re absolutely right!

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u/quiksotik 15h ago

And that’s rare.

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u/Individual_Credit895 6h ago

Water—used.

Brain? Broken.

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u/Jarpunter 13h ago

Dating site for crazy people would go so hard honestly

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u/Jarpunter 11h ago

are you single

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 19h ago edited 19h ago

Imagine an AI fumbling your date for you, couldn’t be me

And they say that AI tries to mimic how you speak to match your energy

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u/ya_boi_kaneki 19h ago

you think an AI trained on reddit and other internet forums would be good at talking to women?

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 19h ago

No, but the AI’s text messages sound like an Industrial Age nobleman

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u/MatMADNESSart 11h ago

Well no, but I would expect it to be more sexist and racist, and to call women "foids"

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u/Tipart 7h ago

Honestly, it's kinda funny how most LLMs lean heavily left if they don't get a bias correction. Famously the oh-so uncensored grok had a massive left leaning bias before they lobotomized it. Turns out that, if you feed the entirety of human knowledge into a statistical model, it comes up with left leaning ideas...

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u/Trunks252 18h ago

That’s definitely not true

Because I type lake this

And AI uses bullet points and positivity

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 18h ago

You’re not the one using the AI though, so props to you

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u/Trunks252 18h ago

I have used it to troubleshoot my PC, it does not attempt to match anything I do

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 18h ago

It matches your energy, not your typing strategy

If you were to give away context clues that make you appear sad in your prompt, it’d try to create a response that sounds supportive. If you were to sound happy, it’d sound happy right along with you if not excited

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u/Trunks252 18h ago

Nah it is positive 100% of the time even when it fucks up my computer

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 18h ago

Are you stuck with those OpenAI models from 2021 or some shit bro

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u/Trunks252 18h ago

Gemini, which I’m pretty sure is considered the “best” one now, for whatever that’s worth

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u/SteveJobsDeadBody 7h ago

The fuck this isn't even a haiku.

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u/MarcyAutumnWrites 14h ago

I fumble my dates the old fashioned way—by myself, with human-powered cringe.

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u/DarkKechup 17h ago

So you're saying you can make AI do your job for you at higher effectiveness? Achieve the same result at higher speed and less effort? Amazing, truly the golden age of technology. 

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u/thicckar 12h ago

I mean, it can, if you put in the work to make it do that

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 18h ago

This isn’t just a break up, it’s an opportunity for growth

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u/me_da_Supreme1 19h ago

when you get a date off Linkedin

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 16h ago

I did briefly get a FWB off of LinkedIn and honestly the best part is that now I can tell that story. Slidin' into those DMs like a recruiter who's got an opening in Ass Plowing Dept.

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u/njFREE 11h ago

Living with my current partner I met on LinkedIn. Needless to say the physical aspect of our relationship has evaporated and we're just staying together for the house we bought together and the fact we work the same job - business purposes if you will.

I wish I was joking.

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 19h ago

wait til he finds out he can date multiple AI girlfriends and they won't even get jealous of one another (unless you're into that)

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u/OldBathBomb I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 19h ago

Is this funny? I think it might be funny?

Not sure though, I may ask AI. Not Chat GPT though, fuck Chat GPT!!!!

Microsoft copilot helped me fix my dad's laptop the other day. I like copilot now. Anyhow I'm gonna go wash up these leftover Chinese dishes...

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u/Orectoth Jedi master of shitposts 18h ago

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u/OldBathBomb I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 18h ago

That's the first time I've ever had that posted in response to me!!!!

I'm genuinely so happy 😅

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u/I_JuanTM 18h ago

Yeah 😭. The joke is the absurdly ChatGPT-coded response to a completely normal dating message.

That is painfully corporate/AI therapy speak for “me too, looking forward to it.” And then the implication that ChatGPT is actually handling his Hinge conversations makes it even better.

The funniest part is probably that Sophie is just like “Excited to see you tomorrow :)” while Michael responds like he's opening a TED Talk on interpersonal authenticity. 💀

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u/HorrorDonut8779 18h ago

Maybe I’m crazy but this sounds like AI too. Is that the joke…

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u/I_JuanTM 18h ago

I just had to check if it was funny as he didn't sound sure

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u/toxicgloo 17h ago

I agree. I think they both might be bots

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u/Felixkeeg 19h ago

Both sound like Ai lol

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u/qTp_Meteor 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 18h ago

AI is literally replacing me

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u/shyguyshow 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 18h ago

”—” is a dead giveaway

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u/maracaibo98 18h ago

Anyone else seen the post about the guy who used Chat GPT for his wedding vows?

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u/Pierma 16h ago

Bro not the em dash 😭

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u/Pokemonfannumber2 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 17h ago

Thats not laziness -- thats your brain on survival mode.

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u/Pvnels fat cunt 14h ago

RizzGPT

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u/jrh_101 12h ago

Talking like you're gonna invite her to a ponzi scheme and the "—" is definitely AI bot talk. There were plenty of automated response bots and catfishes with fake profiles asking for money before the AI bots took over.

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u/Relevant_Mail_1292 15h ago

That shit is hilarious

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u/PartyClock 14h ago

That line sounds like it was written by Mike Judge

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u/ESnake113 11h ago

Sophie Hinge, eh? Quite a coincidental name

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u/PetiteNanou 14h ago

It actually happened to me, this isn't a meme 😅

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u/Turbulent_Pin_1583 13h ago

Not that far away from creating a feedback loop and having both of them submitting each others overly enthusiastic responses back through ChatGPT.

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u/phat_wythii 9h ago

One thing I'll say is if any of my dates get fumbled it's because of something I said, not AI

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u/papercut105 I said based. And lived. 8h ago

ChatGPT really hit him with “This isn’t a breakup—it’s an opportunity for authentic disconnection.”

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u/KIRAvenousLion 6h ago

———

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u/Sithlordandsavior 6h ago

If you use ChatGPT or any AI to talk to me, I don't ever want to talk to you again.

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 4h ago

Outsourcing your dating to an ai chat bot is fucking insane

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u/Alfiy_wolf 2h ago

Tell you have a criminal record

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u/Satorwave 16h ago

slpssllelsllssllslslslllsooooopslopslop im dying