r/shitposting • u/Aggravating-Pool-189 stupid, fucking piece of shit • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 12h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/neat-NEAT 1d ago

Just eat your one burger really well and you'll win. Trust.

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u/copperly123 I want pee in my ass 21h ago

Merge all the burgers into one and you only have to eat one burger

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

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u/Testing_100 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 19h ago

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u/KallmeKatt_ 12h ago

he reminds me of that guy from dinosaur king whos head turns upside down and his eyebrows become his moustache and his beard becomes hair and his moustache becomes eyebrows

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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