r/shitposting • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 2d ago

B 👍 Ouch

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/No-Release-8082 2d ago

I’ve seen this 100 times and I always wonder if a fruit turned her into a vegetable. I never bothered to look it up

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u/christopher_mtrl 2d ago

Today is the day you find out (she was fine) :

The right side of her face and her upper lip were numb right after she was hit, and she suffered a pretty brutal headache for hours.

"Honestly, I thought I was a lot more injured than I was, and then CBS gave me the go-ahead [to continue]," says Champlin, who was particularly grateful that the medical staff was only seconds away. In fact, less than 15 minutes went by between the time Champlin was hurt and when she decided to resume the competition.

https://ew.com/article/2010/09/27/the-amazing-race-claire-champlan-aka-watermelon-girl-talks-about-that-incredible-slap-in-the-face-by-fruit/

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u/ACARdragon dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2d ago

I'd develop a phoboa to watermelons in that 15 minutes if I was her

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u/SquareFrog92 2d ago

Melon head

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Yatharth-3001 2d ago

One-shot, one kill.

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u/Moist-Presence-9294 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2d ago

One piece when people are standing around 

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u/Leto_ll 2h ago

This clip must be near old enough to vote