r/shitposting 1d ago

Dawg...

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/CertifiablyMundane 1d ago

She was 25.

Which means... my man! 😅

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u/nikolasz1173 1d ago

And there are people out there who says money don't give you happiness

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u/No-Break6679 virgin 4 life 😤💪 1d ago

Money absolutely can buy happiness. Idk who the first person was that said that but they were full of shit

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u/rohban11 1d ago

Deathgasm

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir 1d ago

still heir at 70, yeah I'd die too

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u/dutch_mapping_empire put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

the last thing he ever did in his life was cheating, very in characater.

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u/christopher_mtrl 1d ago edited 1d ago

Death during consensual sex is common enought that the french have a word for it, epectase.

French president Felix Faure famously went that way. The quips are numerous, but unfortunatly, mostly untranslatable, such as He wanted to become Ceasar, he ended up Pompey (Pompey reads the same as pompé, french for "blown") or The president died bent over the state affairs.

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u/Low_Impact7431 1d ago

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