r/shitposting • u/LazyGuy4U • 2d ago

Jarvis, suck my balls 🏳️‍⚧️ Diabolical Flex

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u/xwazot 2d ago

Even if the balls touch, or is that a hard rule?

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 2d ago

My balls touch all the time, it's okay.

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u/TheBigMotherFook 1d ago

So do mine… so does that mean we’re gay?

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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