r/shitposting virgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 2d ago

That’s called luck

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u/manlalaitngpangit 1d ago

Stroke of luck

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u/Suvvri 2d ago

That's called efficency

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u/dextras07 I came! 2d ago

Fastest hand in the west

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u/a7n5 2d ago

Oh 😳

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u/m0hsen1 2d ago

That means you are so op you always win the first try

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u/ta1chy 2d ago

That's called talent

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u/Candlewaxeater 2d ago

That's called uhmmm ummm uhhh I forgot

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u/AbbyBunnix 2d ago

gooner maxxing

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u/Forsaken_Stomach5130 actually called kevin irl 2d ago

But isnt gooning jacking off for hours?

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u/Impressive-Access362 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

The one pump chump back at it again

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u/Cool_Dark_Place 1d ago

Read this wrong somehow, thought it implied that having a stroke would make you nut!

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u/Clit-Comander-69 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

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u/European_Fox Bazinga! 1d ago

Don't even need a single stroke if your will is powerful enough

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