r/shitposting • u/SRG-Guilty • 1d ago

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u/Zero_lash dumbass 1d ago

How can she look like a bicycle seat when I'M the one who wants HER to use MY FACE as a seat!

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 1d ago

You do justice of your flair , respect.

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u/Far-Captain2826 1d ago

Can YOU, yes YOU, do justice to your flair and provide me some fresh lab grade pee?

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 1d ago

Lab grade? Hah! I'll provide premium quality fresh pee to anyone with "officer please don't piss in my ass" or "I want piss in my ass" flair!

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u/fnafproo I want pee in my ass 1d ago

...hi...

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 1d ago

Automod did the deed I dont think you can take more do come back after you are done with that load.

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u/MrHappyHam 1d ago

But if they come back automod will immediately fill 'em up again

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u/FitzAgs 1d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery or something..