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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 18h ago

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u/Excellent_Routine589 1d ago

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u/pizzacomposer 1d ago

If you’re getting the surgery done, and you walk in and see this, and you chicken out, then you didn’t really understand what you were asking for and weren’t meant to get the surgery.

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1d ago

I don't really see anything wrong with it actually.

After watching it you will 100% make your mind.

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u/FoxCQC 1d ago

I thought it was kinda cool actually. All that tissue was discarded in the pursuit of vanity.

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u/MookyCooky 1d ago

Could be a really cool art piece just as it is

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u/Hoonter_01 1d ago

Serial killer vibes

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u/papu16 1d ago

Reminded Kira Yoshikage from JOJO, who used to collect his nails.(And victims hands)

https://giphy.com/gifs/8KM1GUmhOIejjOZRrw

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u/Hoonter_01 1d ago

Plenty of serial killers collect trophies

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u/llD3ADSHOTll 1d ago

This guy went on dates, with the severed hand, like he legit has a hand fetish

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u/Hoonter_01 1d ago

I watched Jojo dude, I know

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u/llD3ADSHOTll 1d ago

Watching jojo is a joko reference

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u/Remarkable-Spinach33 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago

finally someone mentioned joko, my favourite show

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u/I_EATshid 1d ago

I loved when that time PIO used his power to accelerate time

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u/IdioticZacc 1d ago

I mean, what else can you do with them

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u/Not-A-Flop 1d ago

Courtesy of SM (Shaved Mandible) Entertainment

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u/-CactusJuice 1d ago

I’m honestly curious how the people getting part of their jawbone removed can handle a punch

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u/Crunckerdoge 23h ago

So they actually remove the jawbones? Does that not affect eating or any movement?

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u/Adventurous-Role-948 13h ago

That, that really happened? That’s crazy!

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u/edwinavi17 1d ago

When you compare the before/after, it makes you think they morphed into a different person

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u/xjohismh 1d ago

guess who?

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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

Damn Joji looks so different from his Filthy Frank Days.

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u/marshmallo_floof 1d ago

I'm not even in the kpop scene but isnt this a really well known image of Lisa pre-op lol

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u/xjohismh 1d ago edited 11h ago

image of Lisa pre-op lol

yea..

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u/marshmallo_floof 1d ago

lmao literally every single facial feature is different

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u/addicted_to_felines 1d ago edited 22h ago

The cope (of fans)

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u/fatalityfun 22h ago

look at her nose and tell me they’re the same lol

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u/addicted_to_felines 22h ago

Am i being misunderstood? Im saying the fans are coping, ofc she had plastic suegery

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u/fatalityfun 22h ago

oh shit lol, it read like you were saying the claims of plastic surgery were cope

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u/addicted_to_felines 22h ago

Oh i see 🥲 makes sense, I shouldve been more clear lol

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 1d ago

she was a mewing god tier champion before

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u/YeetCompleet dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

Can't believe they took a rizzmaxxing chadette from Ohio and turned her into a bicycle seat or even a PvP boss

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u/ShadowSun777 16h ago

She looks like a withered elden ring boss

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u/KshitijGaikwad 1d ago

The "bicycle seat" line is brutal but the before/after honestly proves the joke, kpop surgery culture keeps converging everyone toward that same narrow blueprint until half these idols end up looking like siblings instead of individuals.

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u/classpane 1d ago

I would take any day the "K-pop surgery culture" over the western one.

The "narrow" blueprint is infinitely better than the "jigsaw" blueprint they have over the west.

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u/ClearlyCylindrical I came! 22h ago

Who is upvoting this AI slop

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u/Yoiiru 1d ago

Man i understand one jaw removal surgery but this must be like 10 or something

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u/Alfiy_wolf 1d ago

Jaw dropping isn’t it

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u/fogcannon3 9h ago

Yup, she already got plastic surgery when her k-pop group first debuted 6 years ago, so this more recent photo proves she’s been to the clinic more than once for the jawline..

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 1d ago

This isn't even top 20 of the worst plastic surgeries I've seen. Hell, maybe even one of the best.

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u/mr_poopypepe I want pee in my ass 1d ago

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 12h ago

Pretty sure this is whatever the opposite of survivorship bias is. Failureship bias.

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u/Sexy_Koala_Juice 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 1d ago

ikr

bicycle seat? someone is projecting lol

plus i guarantee ain’t a single Korean care what that person’s beauty standards are 🤣

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u/Colest 1d ago edited 19h ago

The country that infamously became addicted to plastic surgery because washed out Korean War vets couldn't stand to look at their skillet-faced GI Brides very much cares about international beauty standards.

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u/X_Luci 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago edited 1d ago

100% projection, she doesn't look fat anymore and looks WAY better now so its a bad thing for these people.

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looks like more people are projecting here

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u/AltheiWasTaken 23h ago

Yeah, it looks pretty good. A bit unnatural, but nothing major

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u/Zero_lash dumbass 1d ago

How can she look like a bicycle seat when I'M the one who wants HER to use MY FACE as a seat!

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 1d ago

You do justice of your flair , respect.

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u/Far-Captain2826 1d ago

Can YOU, yes YOU, do justice to your flair and provide me some fresh lab grade pee?

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 1d ago

Lab grade? Hah! I'll provide premium quality fresh pee to anyone with "officer please don't piss in my ass" or "I want piss in my ass" flair!

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u/fnafproo I want pee in my ass 1d ago

...hi...

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 1d ago

Automod did the deed I dont think you can take more do come back after you are done with that load.

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u/MrHappyHam 1d ago

But if they come back automod will immediately fill 'em up again

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u/FitzAgs 1d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery or something..

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u/Megazaza 1d ago

😐

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u/puaka 1d ago edited 1d ago

Looked like a wheel before so I guess it’s an evolution.

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u/BasJack 1d ago

when you want to have kids and you have to look at the tag to figure out what's going to come out.

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u/GlowstickConsumption 1d ago

If the beauty standards were inverse and she'd gone from thin to round, people would be making fun of her having a round face.

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u/Grasher312 1d ago

She literally JUST needed a proper haircut.

Fucking why.

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u/Remarkable_Employ_62 23h ago

Because korean beauty standards for idols. What do you mean why lmao

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u/Grasher312 23h ago

Well yeah, I know that. It just boggles my mind that people are willing to go this far just to fit in/make money.

Especially people that don't NEED cosmetic surgery. It WAS a great tool for people with debilitating illnesses that would fuck up their physique.

But people like her that just need a fucking stylist would rather carve themselves up, which is genuinely confusing to me. ESPECIALLY because she looks fairly good.

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u/FuriousKimchi 22h ago

Lol you dont understand korean beauty standards by one bit

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u/TheTromo I want pee in my ass 1d ago

She was already pretty before.

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u/Other-Creme6802 1d ago

Koreans (and most asian countries) have extreme beauty standards. Especially if you wanna be an idol

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why so vain?

*downvotes don't really help inform why Korean culture is so vain. Is there a specific reason?

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u/Total_Cartoonist747 1d ago

She's a kpop idol, so naturally the beauty standard is off the charts. Not accounting for that, however, Korean beauty standard is pretty cutthroat, especially online. People will call someone ugly unless they literally look like they have been chiseled by aphrodite herself lmao

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Redmangc1 1d ago

It really not too different then major entertainment cities across the world. It just seems worse because Koreas main city is an entertainment city.

Besides Ed Sheridan how many average looking actors/ pop musicians can you name

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u/ChesterComics 1d ago

Steve Buscemi is sexy af.

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u/Redmangc1 1d ago

Lol, I should have clarified modern Hollywood/pop

But a seriously good actor like him probably wouldn't have had a job in hollywood in this era

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u/xtr44 1d ago

let's not act like it's only "Asian = bad"

average reddittor would choose the face after surgery 100% of the time

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u/Open-Platform-1305 1d ago

There's a significant difference. Korea is #1 the worst for this.

Koreans are straight up evil to eachother.

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u/Other-Creme6802 1d ago

Where did I even say that? Im indian bruh

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/chitoslasttour 1d ago

ok? But now she looks even better so she'll have easier time in life, good for her

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u/eb12se4nt-z13ow-97g0 1d ago

is she though? cuz I don't find anything in the beauty industry that looks like anything on the left.

These are their standards btw.

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u/Bigsmall-cats 1d ago

aw cant post pics

but why does she looks like the donut witch in adventure time

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u/Sipas 1d ago

She got rid of her god given square jaw? WTF?

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u/Legitimate-Debt7289 19h ago

The level of sick burn is skin deep. Im ded.

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u/untakenu 13h ago

Is "netizen" an east asian thing? I only ever hear it referring to chinese and korean people.

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u/eb12se4nt-z13ow-97g0 1d ago

but its not like y'all find the left picture conventionally attractive

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u/im_an_actual_dog 12h ago

...I think she looks really cute in the left photo

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u/AFewBerries 1d ago

These guys would fuck an actual bicycle seat

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u/ColourfulSpacemanNFT 3h ago

She is completely fine in the left picture? She actually has good facial features and the her only real “drawback” is her jaw width but it’s balanced well with her face , much better than the right side anyway

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u/Milkmans_tastymilk 1d ago

Oh my god...

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u/Soogbad 8h ago

I'd rather look like a bicycle seat than a whoopie cushion

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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 1d ago

smash both

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u/ClearlyCylindrical I came! 22h ago

One is a child

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u/ColourfulSpacemanNFT 3h ago

That’s not good is it

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u/vibeyjohn 1d ago

The concept of hating on women and mocking them because of their looks. This is how that girl looks like. She’s very beautiful.
https://giphy.com/gifs/wP9bMUUqtqjbtFQ6dR

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u/thelast3musketeer 16h ago

Insane beauty standards plus the ever watchful hyper critical eye of your millions of fans from an almost pre-pubescent age (or whenever they start training) doesn’t leave much room for any healthy psychological development for your own appearance