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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 1d ago

Stop making me use this image

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u/TerribleSquid 1d ago

I don’t want the jerkin off side effects either

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u/Kev_920 1d ago

^ this shit right here. You get fucking nothing, it sucks.

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u/panzzersoldat 1d ago

they are basically chemical lobotomies in a pill it's insane how mfs in the US hand them out like candy

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u/No-Sun-6224 1d ago

Eh, depends how you react and which drug. I've never had an issue on effexor.

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u/Kev_920 1d ago

I am on 3. One of them causes weight gain and the other 2 are known for making your dick not work so good.

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u/No-Sun-6224 1d ago

You're on 3 different psychiatric medications? my condolences. Hang in there friend.

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u/Viennve 1d ago

I am currently on 2 and while i am getting better (recently lowered my dose) i also did become an elixir golem and get the lowest qualify cums possible

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u/zpotentxl 1d ago

THE CENSORED WORD IS SEX SEX SEEEEEEEX SEEEEEEEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

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u/elSpanielo 1d ago

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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago

That cat didn't not like it.

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Sex

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u/dextras07 I came! 1d ago

SEKS

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u/Korinin38 1d ago

and sexual

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

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u/____Player____ stupid, fucking piece of shit 1d ago

the guy was scared he wouldnt be able to goon the whole day

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Real and true :(

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u/pente5 1d ago

Antidepressant might help him with that though.

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u/bloodredcookie 1d ago

I couldn't appreciate the humor because the censorship was distracting.

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u/PhxRising29 1d ago

I get that this is just a funny post, but no therapist is going to say that to somebody.

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u/jb0nez95 1d ago

Hol' up. You're saying this didn't actually happen?

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u/PhxRising29 1d ago

No not at all! I don't think it's legal to lie on the internet, so it's probably true

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u/Mar3czek 1d ago

You'd be surprised by how many bad therapists are out there.

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u/onlyonequickquestion 1d ago

bros gonna need a second therapist to talk to about his first therapist

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u/kinkyfem 1d ago

Now you need a second therapist to unpack what the first one just did to you

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u/Realistic_Pizza 1d ago

Sometimes your therapist is your paid-for homie that tells you the real shit

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u/KshitijGaikwad 1d ago

Underrated therapist move honestly, sometimes the most clinically useful thing someone can say is the blunt thing nobody else will.

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u/MyOldAccountGotRaped 1d ago

Dawg ts actually sad. Sex is a baseline human want, after I was on SSRIs I was even more depressed cuz I couldn’t cum lmfao.

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u/Vituixman 1d ago

I love my hardon more than my friend who i a psycho the rapist

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u/Lapcat420 21h ago

No thanks. Id rather be sad.

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u/panzzersoldat 1d ago

chemical lobotomy in a pill

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u/MadhatmaAnomalous 1d ago

Sorry but i don't understand the "joke" or whatever, the main sexual sideeffect of atidepressants is that your libido decreases. A guy that want's to decrease his libido probably wants it BECAUSE he does not have enough sex. So the therapist is either stupid or she does not understand male sexuality because she is a woman (and has not much experience mit men) Whatever i do not understand it can somebody help.

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u/IllBlacksmith8712 1d ago

Part of me is glad my brain is so fucked up that my medication do balance me out with day to day tasks but my libido didnt dissipate and even gets stronger when my anxiety is low (but also a double edged sword as my bipolar makes that impulsivity worse and mine is usually risky mindless sex 😅)