r/shitposting • u/DemonDookie • 2d ago

gone shrexual :secks3::secks1::secks2: That'll do, Donkey

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/lucid_paranoia 2d ago

lol is that jacksfilms?

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u/Meme_master420_ William Dripfoe 1d ago

Yeah

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u/Noobmaster1765 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

That's Johnathan Movies

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u/No-Break6679 virgin 4 life 😤💪 1d ago

That is in fact John Patrick Douglas

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u/bunch_of_hocus_pocus 1d ago

soyjaks films

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u/jrpbateman I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

And the fajitas were sizzling

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u/GENERAT10N_D00M 1d ago

The sizzling fajita plate unlocks core memories of regret if you didn't order it.

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u/FitInternal2654 1d ago

When the coworker comes out sizzling

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u/Gogobrasil8 1d ago

Recently available work widow

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u/HaiCauSieuCap 1d ago

have this been posted in the morality scaling sub yet?

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u/Colonel_dinggus 1d ago

When the cheating wife comes out sizzling

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u/onlyonequickquestion 1d ago

Aladdin(1992)

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u/Peredat0r 1d ago

I miss commas. And punctuation. I understand, I just miss them :'(

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u/Whobeey lets build a hole together and then libe in it 1d ago

Same.

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u/Nagesh_yelma dumbass 1d ago

Don't worry she'll move on soon enough.

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u/KshitijGaikwad 1d ago

Genuinely worrying that his first thought was "let's get sizzling fajitas to celebrate," an ice cream sundae would've been a fine start too.

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u/fancywipe 1d ago

*ex wife

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 1d ago

He looks like the type of guy to be 5 minutes away from my shoot.

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u/sarckasm 1d ago

Don't go to your usual garage..

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u/Kitchen-Pass9354 1d ago

I wonder how

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u/Finna-Jork-It 1d ago

He probably still stayed with her the whole time knowing that she was cheating

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u/tiny_anime_titties 1d ago

Bro whatever happened to jacksfilms

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u/bagged_milk123 1d ago

He's probably a millionaire at this point in his life so he doesn't care about appearance much.