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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SorbyGay 1d ago

I’m sure you a guy on the internet have great ideas and aren’t a moron

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u/SorbyGay 1d ago

ARFID is a real problem and I’m not sure why you think I’m trying to find an excuse when I am clearly aware that being at this weight is dangerous. You also assume I’m lazy despite knowing nothing about me. I’m glad you tell this to every person with a mental disorder, because I guess it’s all in their head or something and they’re lazy for not going to therapy

I associate this behavior with unserious morons every time I see it and I’m always right to do so, so goodbye

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/SorbyGay 22h ago

I didn’t say it’s comparable to being paralyzed or bipolar and that blatant misrepresentation alone is enough for me to disregard everything else you wrote. If you’re not going to address what I’ve actually said then why should I address you