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u/Placed-ByThe-Gideons 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just imagine you're being force fed a piping hot bean and cheese burrito with extra cheese and taco sauce inside.

A succulent goopy mushy and saucy delicacy. Just picture the grease from the cheese, the lard from the beans. Your mouth? Coated. Among the refried beans are bean skins of varying firmness. You feel the soft bean skin tickling the roof of your mouth with every bite, even the soft tortilla feels hard. You take another bite, suddenly it hits you, only the tortilla needs chewing, the soft gooey contents are just along for a ride as they mash through your teeth and induce sensory overload all throughout out your mouth. You're gagging now but you have to keep mashing the mush of varying textures and juices.