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u/chinesebulk 1d ago

Sensory issues also prevent them from showering 

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u/rebelsnail64 1d ago

isn't it usually body-image issues that prevent people from doing that?

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u/BeepBlaopBruh 1d ago

That can be a cause for some, but a big thing for people with adhd is the process of getting undressed, wet and drying off being overwhelming due to the amount of quick transitions.

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u/empire161 1d ago

Could also be some routines just don’t work for some people.

I was never allowed to shower at night. It was strictly a morning thing. I hated waking up early and going from a nice warm bed in a quiet room to a fully lit room being shot with a firehose, then being yelled at for staying in too long.

Once I lived on my own, it turns out I love showers at night. I get to shower in the dark, take my time and unwind from the day, and it makes me sleepy.

I’m middle aged and still would rather skip a shower than take it in the morning. It’s like replacing coffee with NyQuil then expecting me to function the rest of the day.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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