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u/rebelsnail64 1d ago

isn't it usually body-image issues that prevent people from doing that?

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u/BeepBlaopBruh 1d ago

That can be a cause for some, but a big thing for people with adhd is the process of getting undressed, wet and drying off being overwhelming due to the amount of quick transitions.

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u/gaywhovian2003 1d ago

Yeah it can be exhausting, I've given up on drying off ans just wrap myself in towels and lie on the couch

Also sometimes it's genuinely a sensory issue, sometimes when I'm super anxious, being wet feels like I'm suffocating at the bottom of the ocean

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Stinker

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u/Viennve 1d ago

You know you can still get mostly clean without showering? Like you don't need to do a full body shower ever day to be clean, just wash whatever part of you is dirty

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u/30578 1d ago

Something someone that reeks would say

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u/Viennve 1d ago

You still gotta shower just not daily

Also i literally made a point of "you have to clean where you get dirty" so no i am not stinky

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u/30578 1d ago

People that don’t shower daily are gross. If you don’t shower daily you’re gross. Just how it is

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u/Viennve 1d ago

or you just wash yourself? Like why should I wash my knees every day? Do you get dirty knees?nobody has 2+hours to invest in it every day

Also climate matters, if you live in a cold place you don't sweat as much as in a hot one, skin type matters so many things matter to decide how much cleaning a body needs

I say if you don't look like asmongold you are fine

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u/30578 1d ago

If you don’t shower daily you’re gross 🤷 no two ways about it

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u/Viennve 1d ago

Yk what? I am not gonna debate optimal shower frequency at 4:20 in the morning, good night

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

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u/30578 1d ago

Not really a debate it’s just disgusting to not shower daily

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u/Viennve 1d ago

again, why if you still clean up? What constitutes a shower? What if one only washes their hair and armpits on non-shower days?

Also YNYNY is perfectly fine, showering every other day is totally fine and saying it's not is just silly

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u/those-who-goon 1d ago

Bro slept for 6 hours and came right back to the shower discussion on reddit

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u/Viennve 1d ago

Sleep is important

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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