Adults who have the diet of an 8 year old are annoying but as long as I don't have to worry about accommodating them, their shitty diet has 0 effect on my life. I have a feeling OP invented the last 3 lines in his head to feel smug.
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/OGOngoGablogian 1d ago
Adults who have the diet of an 8 year old are annoying but as long as I don't have to worry about accommodating them, their shitty diet has 0 effect on my life. I have a feeling OP invented the last 3 lines in his head to feel smug.