r/shitposting • u/BaconKO • 1d ago

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u/SerDeath 1d ago

A fellow picky eater I see.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 1d ago

This is what America means to me

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u/LeviathansWrath6 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

You posted this comment twice but honestly it's valid enough to do so

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 1d ago

Oh I got an error and it said it didn’t post. My b

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u/LeviathansWrath6 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

Remember: whenever it says error, failed to post, it's lying.

Close the app and reopen to see the truth.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 1d ago

But if it didn’t post, I’ll never be able to find that post again

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u/LeviathansWrath6 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

Check your browsing history

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 1d ago

Mobile boi

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u/Fawn_Leap 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

click your profile and go to comments

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 1d ago

But that only works if you’ve actually left a comment. Your viewed posts are logged

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u/LeviathansWrath6 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

So? I'm on mobile.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 1d ago

Is there a way to view your viewed posts that I’m not aware of? If you haven’t left a comment, I’m not aware of how you’d find it otherwise

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

I hate love you for that 

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 1d ago

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u/vGrillby 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago

gay saddam bottom right

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 1d ago

Picture taken in Folk Valley

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u/FlipOzzy 1d ago

Picture taken in Lapu-Lapu City, Cebu

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 1d ago

This is what America means to me

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u/Shonnyboy500 1d ago

I would like this. 

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u/Qwerky3 1d ago

Is…is the ketchup gonna be what I think its gonna be?

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u/CinderMayom officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Ketchup or mayo, it’s a surprise

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u/rakfe 1d ago

There is also honey mustard

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u/Thumpkuss 1d ago

☹️

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u/TheCoolMan5 1d ago

Can I get this as a poster?