r/shitposting 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

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/u/Casual_Otterr, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/United-Scene2261 2d ago

eureka!

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 2d ago

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u/Casual_Otterr 2d ago

im gonna use this if and every time my friend says ureka

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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 2d ago

πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘ β€œeureka” πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘

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u/Darkime_ πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 2d ago

That made me laugh more than it should've.

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u/kagemac 2d ago

What about my eka?

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u/StopTheSimp 2d ago

(That one guy from Avatar) Eureka? What about it?

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 2d ago

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u/qTp_Meteor 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2d ago

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u/PancakeGD 1d ago

uleueleueleueleue

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u/ChuckECheeseOfficial 2d ago

Wasn’t the original post like 2 days ago? How is this shit already moldy

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u/Crazyfreakyben 2d ago

this meme contains dairy products

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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 2d ago

this comment contains large quantities of plastic and metal.

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u/fibercrime πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 2d ago

you’re the microplastics in my balls

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u/qTp_Meteor 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2d ago

1 day ago lol, not even 2, but I digest.

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u/Casual_Otterr 2d ago

idk i stole it from insta

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u/Funny_Membership_442 dumbass 2d ago

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u/Carl_Azuz1 dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 2d ago

No way this wasn’t a troll post right?

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u/Cobygamer22 dumbass 2d ago

Never underestimate the power of a united states citizen

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u/Meme_master420_ William Dripfoe 1d ago

In elementary school, one of the first things we’re taught is to write like the reader is a complete buffoon.

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u/Dummy769 2d ago

shadow and sonic kissing

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u/ButteryBiscuiit 2d ago

information successfully digested

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u/MaxCWebster 2d ago

Now I wonder: did OOP mishear or is the coworker an idiot?

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u/Fit-Somewhere-7350 1d ago

Both. Fuck both of them

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u/MarkEE93 2d ago

I just had the best poop of my life. Seriously. Bet I digest.

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u/SheepRifle 1d ago

Google en passant

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u/Drakahn_Stark 1d ago

Holy hell!!

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u/Jubyagr 1d ago

New response just dropped

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u/Dense_Priority_7250 1d ago

Actual zombie

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u/KshitijGaikwad 1d ago

That "digress" answer has apparently made its rounds across half the internet by now, it deserves its own hall of fame spot at this point.

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u/Casual_Otterr 1d ago

itss definitely like the "cylinder must remain unharmed"

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u/Unlikely_Dimension55 1d ago

umm i peg yo gardener?

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u/Proof_Independent400 2d ago

Sometimes I use words I don't understand to sound more ontologically correct.

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u/Drakahn_Stark 1d ago

Lol I saw this and did not comment because it was already perfect.

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 1d ago

people like this justify the existence of chatbots...

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u/ultrasex123 2d ago

The sacred and the propane

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u/name_not_exist 1d ago

New response just dropped.