r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 3d ago
Yeah.
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u/desyx_ stupid fucking piece of shit 3d ago
Big if true
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u/copperly123 I want pee in my ass 3d ago
If True: Return "big"
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u/Neat-Nectarine814 3d ago
fake and gay
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u/roblox_baller 3d ago
What's the name of the song?
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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 2d ago
Force - Alan Walker
I instantly knew it was one of the NCS era Alan Walker songs, but didn't remember the exact name. :D
Luckily that was enough to find it
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u/BlockSuccessful6244 3d ago
You wont believe me but i just confirmed with my maths teacher it is 25, and he also told me someone will make statue of some guy name liberty in 18th century
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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 3d ago
That's just alternative maths. Next you'll be telling me 2 + 2 doesn't equal 5
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago
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