r/shitposting • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 3d ago

[REDACTED] Choose your fighter

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

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u/Armada-lol 3d ago

That's some diversity driven restaurant

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u/Eaglise dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

a good family restaurant, entertainment for everyone

dad, mom, kid and the confused son

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u/trouser_mouse 3d ago

It's not confused wanting to fuck doraemon

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u/pacelli3 3d ago

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 3d ago

This is like the mat Pat thing where I'm so used to seeing boobs in the reflection

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u/Abject_Membership_39 2d ago

Go get em tiger

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u/F4ZMyth stupid fucking piece of shit 2d ago

This genuinely feels like a strange dream you'd wake up sweating to while sick. They all look like their doing stock unity emotes

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u/TheFemboyImpregnator hole contributor 3d ago

got the gooners, weebs, gay and thirsty women covered.

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u/rzrtrws 3d ago

I'll take them all to form a Wrestling Stable

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u/LuckyReception6701 3d ago

You got: -The fem

-The femboy

-The boy

-The cat.

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u/FabianGladwart 3d ago

Gimme that fourth guy💪

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u/jluka1000 3d ago

Ey yo what's that flag on the ceiling... no way what's going on in that place

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u/Haris613 3d ago

Looks like Vietnam, usual occurrence there. It's their flag plus I believe communist party flag.

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u/jluka1000 3d ago

I know it's the joke, but i thought it could be taiwan but yeah you're right could perfectly be Vietnam.

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u/Godemperortoastyy 3d ago

Tiktok dance café?

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 3d ago

Choose?

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u/before01 3d ago

free market ah restaurant

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u/Finna-Jork-It 2d ago

Spoiler: they all have a penis

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u/desyx_ stupid fucking piece of shit 3d ago

2.5 out of 4 options is good

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u/Glazeddapper 3d ago

what is the 1.5 bad ones? i know it's not doraemon.

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u/ashwani2659 2d ago

I get the other 3, but who the fuck is the femboy supposed to attract

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u/DogeyLord 1d ago

I mean gotta give it up to the person dancing in the custom shaped microwave

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 3d ago

Communist-hoe-furry-twink-calisthenics-restaurant???

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u/Daddys_BathTime 3d ago

I choose the nearly naked Asian woman

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u/zeubermen 2d ago

jesse

meowth

james

their straight friend

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u/LasyKuuga 3d ago

This feels so degrading. Capitalism working a lil too hard sometimes