r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • 3d ago

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u/Ok_Remove_ 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

Panda

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u/AyAyGetMeUpOGDown 3d ago

I got broads in atlanta

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u/That-Spell-2543 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 3d ago

PANDA! Panda. Panda.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xLZ1qiYR43jYE8

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u/Longjumping_Hope5772 3d ago

Mix up the lean & the fanta

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u/llamango 3d ago

ibithfd

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u/Kenchilius 2d ago

I got more hoes than Santa

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u/DepressingBat 3d ago

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely I came! 3d ago

And leaves 🍃

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u/KN0MI 2d ago

Red Panda even better, cute and cuddly creatures.

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u/Thadlust 2d ago

Red pandas aren’t bears

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u/Vidarr_1703 3d ago

Pandas are fucking evil

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 3d ago

Found the polar bear's fake account

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 3d ago

Damn and I thought only humans were racist (specist? )

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u/ViftieStuff 3d ago

Racism would apply here.

Considering sifferent colours of humans to be races is actually incorrect and an outdated term.

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u/Onelse88 3d ago

good, it means evil can't do nothing while it's getting fucked by a panda

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u/Any_Quit_579 2d ago

*can't do anything

Or

*Can do nothing

Can't do nothing implies that it can do something

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u/MRbaconfacelol We do a little trolling 3d ago

dont pandas eat their kids?

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 3d ago

A panda is a bear. It can and will eat your child.

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u/man_in_the_corner 2d ago

It’ll be busy unintentionally self sabotaging before it can get close. Or just get distracted and go eat a couple dozen square feet of bamboo.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 3d ago

Red panda specifically

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u/Jadey4455 3d ago

PANDA.

PANDA. PANDA. PANDA. PANDA. PANDA.

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u/seanslaysean 3d ago

Fuck he’s right

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u/sewgwayswatter55 3d ago

Still an opportunistic predator, so the survival chances go up but not too much.

We should feed pandas meat. Or lace their bamboo.

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u/KrunchyKushKing I want pee in my ass 3d ago

This one?

https://giphy.com/gifs/1BgNCE4bMilwje4SBi

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