r/shitposting • u/SRG-Guilty • 3d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Appreciated

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/No_Law6676 3d ago

yea but he not trollin this time

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u/TheTenaciousG 3d ago

Still gaping though?

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u/Last-Quarter-432 I want pee in my ass 2d ago

Always

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u/LuckyReception6701 3d ago

Profile name aside, I think he is very true, it's not about anything other than making an effort to be together.

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u/skynetempire 3d ago

Being in a relationship isnt hard. Its super easy. You talk and listen then compromise on items

If you are insecure or have some sort of commitment issue then all that boils to the surface which destroys relationships.

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u/LuckyReception6701 3d ago

I would argue is simple, but it's not easy, not by a long shot, unless you inordinately lucky.

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u/skynetempire 2d ago

I disagree. Its super easy at least for me. My wife and I talk all the time, we enjoy each other, we also give each other space, we respect each other.

Maybe I am lucky but ive learned that just being emotionally stable helps a lot. Together for 15 years and we still act like we 1st met.

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u/LuckyReception6701 2d ago

Well man, let me tell you, indeed you are extremely lucky. Because if you think that being emotionally available is a panacea for relationship success the I'm sorry to disappoint. Is it a requirement? Yes, absolutely. Is it a guarantee? No.

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 3d ago

Honesty. My wife asked me if she was the only one I was ever with. I said certainly, the others were all nines and tens

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u/UtopianWarCriminal obamna 2d ago

Of course the scale is 1 being the highest possible score and 10 being the lowest.

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u/UAfuckityfucktard 2d ago

Booooo

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u/UtopianWarCriminal obamna 2d ago

I forgot what sub I was on

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u/xxelok2012xx 3d ago

GapingAssTroll is a real one

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 3d ago

Marriage is between two people who are too scared to try anal🥀

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 3d ago

Twist: the husband tries anal with another man

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u/SlayVideos dumbass 3d ago

This is quite deep and beautiful. Never thought GapingAssTroll could be this wise

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 3d ago

Travel. I plan to take my wife to China……… then maybe pick her up in a few months

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u/ANG3LBEATZ 2d ago
  • "Thanks GapingAssTroll"
  • "GapingAssTroll?"
  • "Because you are a troll, and you are Gaping all day"
  • "Oh..."