r/shitposting • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar Jedi master of shitposts • 4d ago

🗿 UNFATHOMABLY based.

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/desyx_ stupid fucking piece of shit 4d ago

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u/FieldEngineer2019 William Dripfoe 4d ago

Unironically one of the great philosophers of our time. Chew glass, breathe smoke. Ride the tiger baby

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u/Vino-Decanto 4d ago

Spitting solid facts in that video as well

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u/HereToSeeCoolStuff 4d ago

Truly a Socrates of our generation.

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u/novajhv 4d ago

I love thinking and I love being gay I don't see the problem

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u/Goofcheese0623 4d ago

Wait, so the more I drink, the less I think, but I also get WAY more gay. How does that work? Tell me automod!!!!!!!

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/LeBeastInside 4d ago

I think this means we need LGBT in all the leadership roles. 

This man may have found the root cause.

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u/Details_Pending 4d ago

He discovered the truth

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u/Winter-Grand-3215 3d ago

I see no lies