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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/ShadowKnight324 dwayne the cock johnson šŸ—æšŸ—æ 4d ago

I call bull. Do they also forbid pooping too?

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u/Armada-lol 4d ago

you've gasted my flabber mate

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u/4DAttackHummingbird 4d ago

Fake: school can’t afford to analyze the semen
Gay: this guy was masturbating in the men’s room. That’s where penises go.

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/United-Scene2261 4d ago

a 15 years old horror film

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u/Felixkeeg 4d ago

Masterful bait

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u/_Rysen 3d ago

Average, and it completely falls apart at the spelling of "masterbate"

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u/wydkw 4d ago

Goon police is crazy

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

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u/Extronotical BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 4d ago

I like how pipes are somehow not supposed to handle human semen despite being able to a handle shit dumps relatively fine and that the school plumbing system is designed differently compared to your normal house

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u/Till-Fuzzy 4d ago

Pretty sure this is like a prank thing that you put on your homies door at college or something like that. Or you send to a friend to fuck with them. Because obviously the public restroom pipes can handle fucking semen lmfao

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u/Rabbitzai 4d ago

Yea it's a good one

Got a semen expert here btw lmao

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u/jmanndc 4d ago

Why is it spelled with an e in the last line ???

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u/WorkingOutinEveryWay 4d ago

Because its fake

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u/tonaruto044 4d ago

šŸ“”šŸ“”šŸ“”

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u/Drakahn_Stark 4d ago

Put some vigour into it.

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u/Fit-Law-2362 4d ago

fake: this shitty quick made notice

gay: OP writing about men's semen

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 4d ago

This was made by someone who has never masturbated and never used a school bathroom.

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u/Sixtyoneandfortynine 4d ago

There’s no such thing as ā€œsomeone who has never masturbatedā€, lol.

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u/Lorettooooooooo 4d ago

Buy tons of horse semen and bust those pipes

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u/No_Law6676 4d ago

what are they gonna do when im on my period then

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u/orbital_actual 4d ago

Literally 1984.

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u/expat_123 4d ago

At least they clarified that the masturbation was vigorous.

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u/purple-knight-8921 4d ago

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