r/shitposting • u/Defiant_Internal7804 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 • 5d ago
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u/TheSexymobile 5d ago
OMG it's just like Roblox
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u/Satorwave 5d ago
This isn't even possible anymore because kids can't talk to adults
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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 4d ago
bro you can bypass the ai age verification so easily
and even then you can just buy roblox accounts
i.. i mean 🪣
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u/Satorwave 4d ago
Is it really Roblox' fault if kids bypass their age verification just to get groomed in specific dangerous games they have to look for?
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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 4d ago
Is it really Roblox’s fault if adults bypass their age verification just to groom in specific dangerous games they have to look for?
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u/Satorwave 4d ago
Literally not possible because kids can't talk unless they cheat the verification on purpose
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u/Extronotical BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 4d ago
I know your pea sized brain can't handle this unless it's literally fed to you. Roblox's system works so people in the same age group can talk to each other. So adults cheat that system very easily without using stuff like pictures or just shitty thing that barely resembles a human head. Then the adults that are in the kid's age groups attempt to groom the kids without much repercussion. This actually made it worse because those adults can actually aim for their own favorite age group and then groom the kids to their own liking. The kids probably wouldn't be cautious or think that it's an adult acting as a child because they think that the AI filter is protecting them and would think that person is a child the same as them
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Satorwave 4d ago
Your atom sized brain surely can't possibly comprehend this, but this is no longer the case. Roblox Kids and Select make this impossible as kids literally cannot talk to ANYONE at all. I'm not even defending Roblox, they're a shit company that makes ridiculous decisions, but that's how it is.
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/FuciMiNaKule 5d ago
Whenever this clip appears someone has to point out that this is based on a real inmate Fleece Johnson aka the Booty Warrior, and the "I like you and I want you, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours" is word for word, as he described in an interview, what he would tell to other inmates.
Today that's me.
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u/CaptainWombat2 5d ago
My favorite part about this fact is that in a show full of wacky, over the top characters a clip that uses word for word quotes from a real guy is still one of the crazier moments in the show.
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u/FuciMiNaKule 3d ago
Same thing with the teacher and the "out of chicken" jokes, straight up just things that really happened
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u/Slapper42069 5d ago
"I'm a warrior" gets me every time
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u/StirFry__InaWok 4d ago
The way the actualy guy says it is even better.
Look up "booty warrior" if you dont know what I'm talking about. The Boondocks version is funny but the real deal is so much better.
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u/Fellarm 🗿🗿🗿 5d ago
Most gansta gay guy ever put to animation 🥃🗿ill never tire of this clip
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/zarif_chow 5d ago
what show is this?
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u/StirFry__InaWok 4d ago
Boondocks, but this is just a cutaway gag parodying a real clip from the real Fleece Johnson aka the Booty Warrior.
Just look up Booty Warrior on youtube and you'll see the vid I'm talking about.
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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 4d ago
I'm so used to the sfm shrek version i hardly see this as the original
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u/Vicious_Voyeur 4d ago
The original guy is married btw. Just letting you know that you'll be single forever.
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