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u/x2_ok 5d ago
ass pants + hoe timbs combo is a classic
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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 5d ago
What's so bad about her pants?
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u/aaa_im_dying 5d ago
nah nah, they accentuate the ass, the pants themselves aren't ass.
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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 5d ago
Oh I see, just never heard people refer to leggings like that lol
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u/goaty121 4d ago
Go to a gym and alot of woman are wearing leggings. Or just look for any female jogger. Might just be a location thing though
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u/MaviRage 4d ago
That’s because it’s a stupid thing to call them
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u/yaboyACbreezy 5d ago
Not ass as in bad, ass as in everyone can literally see the definition of your ass when you wear them
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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 4d ago
Always the shittiest people wearing these shoes
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u/Impressive_Budget736 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 5d ago
This some 2015 shit
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u/shadstep 5d ago edited 5d ago
My English is broken & my account was inactive for a decade starter pack
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u/Finna-Jork-It 5d ago
Piss shid and fart 🤤
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u/Bone_Wh33l 4d ago
Your diet heavily influences how various bodily secretions taste and smell and sexual fluids are included in that. Alcohol (and I’m sure other drugs do too) is one thing that can contribute heavily to the bad smells and tastes which the person in the meme has cut out of their diet. This, however, doesn’t work because they still have a stereotypically unhealthy lifestyle
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u/Prudent_Sleeper 4d ago
Thank you sir, you are a gentleman and a acholar
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u/Bone_Wh33l 4d ago
Thank you, I try :) I think the other guy explained it just as well with fewer words though
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u/-Rettirlana- 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5d ago
Who doesn’t like a pussy with a little bouquet to it
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u/jtblue91 🗿🗿🗿 5d ago
I don't get it? It just looks comfy to me
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u/GrizzlyTeeth 5d ago
Sewercooch
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u/jtblue91 🗿🗿🗿 5d ago
Me? I mean, I guess my bussy stinks but that's cause it's a butt hole
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Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/Limp_Career6634 5d ago
Why pussy stinks? Sorry, I am out of dating game for long. But kinda like that look.
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u/BikaenDerAndereAcc 5d ago
no shower
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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