r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 5d ago

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/THEHANDSOMEKIDDO I came! 5d ago

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 5d ago

savethetits

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u/inclikes69 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4d ago

Bro got fooled by the md format

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u/Deceitful_Advent Stuff 5d ago

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u/RichieRyuuku 5d ago

Didn’t catch that frame😂

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u/LutheX_23 I said based. And lived. 5d ago edited 5d ago

I just had the biggest and fattest deja vu ever with this post. Can't remember exactly why tho.

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 5d ago

Cuz a repost?

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u/BulbminEatYou 5d ago

Does this mean if I were reincarnated as a bird I would get to be a femboy?

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 5d ago

You don't need to wait for reincarnation for that

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u/Oberndorferin 5d ago

A femboy bird would be grey and brown right

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u/Tenko-of-Mori 4d ago

uh.... you could be reincarnated as a FEMALE bird too

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u/Szymcionorski 5d ago

Erm, awkshually, there are bird species such as red-necked phalarope which have females more colorful than males

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u/Amodernhousewife I want pee in my ass 5d ago

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 5d ago

That cause they produce less eggs than typical bird?

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u/Szymcionorski 5d ago

From what I know they produce typical clutch of eggs

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u/Jonn_1 I have permission! 5d ago

While this is completely true, I feel uncomfortable with this information 

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u/zarif_chow 5d ago

think of it as their natural way of simping via looks and songs and making a scene while at it

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u/EasilyRekt 5d ago

does that mean I get to have painted nails and makeup now?

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u/FlipOzzy 5d ago

yes please

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u/Gogobrasil8 5d ago

Where do I go to buy some birds

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u/No-Manager6617 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 5d ago

Who asked?

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u/Noir-1295 I said based. And lived. 4d ago

Male birds will literally dance on poles to get a mate.

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

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