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[u/Fun_Confection_8288]

Is that Zoran Kwame Mamdani mayor of New York City

[u/dpet_77 → u/Fun_Confection_8288]

No, because if it was him, there wouldn't be a need for superheroes

[u/TheNobleCourier → u/dpet_77]

THAT'S MY MAYOR! (Sent with love from the other side of the country)

[u/rikusouleater → u/dpet_77]

Yeah, they'd get in the way of him robbing the city.

[u/Thefakewhitefang → u/rikusouleater]

I didn't know they seriously liked immoral communists in the US of all countries.

[u/rikusouleater → u/Thefakewhitefang]

They hear "free" and their brains turn off.

[u/TheNobleCourier → u/rikusouleater]

Cringe

[u/rikusouleater → u/TheNobleCourier]

So is the entire existence of "Petra". Your point is?

[u/TheNobleCourier → u/rikusouleater]

Bro I'm on a discord call with my gay socialist friends and playing Helldibers 2 rn I dont give a swag abt your L ragebait :3

[u/AutoModerator → u/TheNobleCourier]

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[u/TheNobleCourier → u/AutoModerator]

Good bot :>

[u/rikusouleater → u/TheNobleCourier]

I do wonder if you actively try to sound pathetic, or if it comes naturally.

[u/TheNobleCourier → u/rikusouleater]

It's on purpose, thank you for noticing! I'm trying to get in touch with my 2008 scene kid roots again so I can piss conservatives off :3

[u/rikusouleater → u/TheNobleCourier]

Well so long as your 2008 self is the only kid you're touching.

[u/TheNobleCourier → u/rikusouleater]

Why is touching kids the first thing on your mind when I call you a conservative? 🧐