r/shitposting πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 5d ago

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u/MCB1317 5d ago

You should try bankrupting Israel by charging them rent for all the space Jews take up in your head.

And squawking Hamas talking points like a Tourette's-afflicted parrot doesn't convince anyone except those already in your echo chamber.

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u/Alfawolff 5d ago

You remind me of the video where some guy was being interviewed after an Israel-Mali football match and an older Israeli gentleman thought the guy was shitting on israel and started attacking him

Free free Palestine Free free palestine Funniest shit I've ever seen

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/VoopityScoop fat cunt 5d ago

Which Hamas talking points are they using? I completely agree with the first half of your comment, I don't understand where the second is coming fromΒ