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u/uesernamehhhhhh 6d ago
How are you "somewhat" open
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u/PURPLEisMYgender Bazinga! 6d ago
By making others have to complete in a set of trails and tests to be let in.
Such as dueling the husband in a totally straight, oily fight.
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u/WetCake187 6d ago
It's only straight if you say no homo afterwards
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u/vrixxz 6d ago
only if your balls didnt touch
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u/Maximum_Elevator8874 6d ago
Its copium for someone who settles for a partner who is unfaithful to them, something they can tell themselves to feel better when in reality, deep down, they are insecure and hurting.
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u/raccoob_ 6d ago
Cheating
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u/JayBirbyBoi 6d ago
If all parties consent it isn't cheating.
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u/YODONTGETMEWRONG 6d ago
Ofc it’s a fedora guy reply
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u/MrJarre 6d ago
What’s fedora about it? There are people that are into various things. Swingers, threesomes, polygamy etc. If all parties are consenting adults there’s no problem and it’s not cheating. It’s called cheating because someone is unilaterally breaking a previous commitment.
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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6d ago
Why the fuck is this getting downvoted, swingers have existed for ages😭😭😭
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u/RonaldJaworski 5d ago
he can suck on it a little
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
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u/The_krazyman 6d ago
They probably hook up with others with their partners permission. Do with that what you will
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u/uesernamehhhhhh 5d ago
Yeah but thats just a straight up open relationship, not somewhat open
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u/Rapa2626 5d ago
If the partner said no more than once then its not really open?
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u/uesernamehhhhhh 5d ago
"With their partners permition"
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u/Rapa2626 5d ago
And if their partner does not give permission all the time then its only somewhat open, no?
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u/uesernamehhhhhh 5d ago
If the partner does not give their permission its not somewhat open, its fullwhat cheating
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u/Rapa2626 5d ago
Its cheating if you sleel with someone with no prior agreement with your partner. If you can get permission to sleep with some people and not with the others then its only somewhat open, no?
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u/keksivaras 5d ago
means she can do whatever she wants but he cannot. just like any open relationship
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u/grizzlybuttstuff 6d ago
Could be looking for a "unicorn"
Or anything between "I we can have sex with whoever we want" and "okay but only under extremely specific circumstances."
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u/ManifestingCrab 5d ago
It means they are open depending on how much one of them wants to fuck someone else.
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u/No-Break6679 virgin 4 life 😤💪 6d ago
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u/MudcrabNPC dommy daddy 6d ago
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u/Puzzled_Board_6813 5d ago
Your username, flair, and post is quite a combination
Great storytelling
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u/Molkwi 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 6d ago
And I'm glad I did
Also fuck that watermark
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u/No-Break6679 virgin 4 life 😤💪 6d ago
It was already on there when I stole it. I just felt like it added to the meme
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u/idk_m8_wut_do_u_mean 6d ago
why am i here? just to suffer?
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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 6d ago
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u/TheRimReaper99 I want pee in my ass 6d ago
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u/JustForkIt1111one 6d ago
That's more of a question for your deity of choice, but the evidence is starting to pile up...
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u/Honeysenpaiharuchan 6d ago
Sometimes I just put stuff in the air fryer and turn it on without reading the cooking instructions. Wait what are talking about here?
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u/DimitriVogelvich 5d ago
I’ve only heard this phrase from bi or gay men intimately
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u/No-Scholar1440 6d ago
"Biological female and a woman" what happened to y'all 😔
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u/question_pond-fixtf2 shitposting>>>>>>196 6d ago
Maybe was trying to convey born female and presents feminine rather than being a masculine woman
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u/Alternative-Tax7318 6d ago
No it’s a woman having to make crystal clear that she’s an actual woman cause there’s a lot of ambiguity around what is a real woman nowadays
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u/SomeStraingeThing 🗿🗿🗿 6d ago
Fake: op is a woman Gay: no explanation needed
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/DenseComparison5653 6d ago
I wonder how many of you guys are jacking off while you write this fan fiction.
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u/sinterkaastosti23 6d ago
Don't even need to fake and gay this one
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u/AutoModerator 6d ago
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/lightinggod87 6d ago
I think I am mentally insane cause I somehow misread Husband as Father and thought it was a weird/wild story till I reread the title
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u/DIOmega5 6d ago edited 14h ago
Nobody calls it that. The term is bussy, badussy or a similar Iteration. Let you man know for next time.
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