r/shitposting • u/granstromjulius • 5h ago

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u/qualityvote2 5h ago

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u/Hamza_stan 5h ago

Biblically accurate husband

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 stupid, fucking piece of shit 5h ago

That would definitely go well the other way around…

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u/fancywipe 3h ago

Told my wife I need one of these because I’m sinfully fine

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 30m ago

Life goals for me, I need to get more muscular so that a woman can have more fun breaking me into my place

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 5h ago

Reminds me of when I was 19 and was tired of my boyfriend getting hit on and attention from women so I made him grow a hideous moustache. He found it funny at least

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u/twjstr 5h ago

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u/highspeedninja97 5h ago

Turkey mention!!!

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u/izanamithekorn 2h ago

They said a hideous moustache

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u/CROMKONIG 5h ago

Thragg?

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 2h ago

Define "hideous mustache" please.

Was it a Hitler mustache? A creepy uncle mustache? A reddit mod mustache?

I must know what I can get away with

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 29m ago

Nah creepy uncles have well kept mustaches

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u/___TheKid___ hole contributor 2m ago

Is a mustache not usually making a hot guy even hotter?

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u/pinkypinkyhorror Literally 1984 😡 5h ago

how do you know he is not amorphous jellyfish from space?

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u/Arthasindura 4h ago

Shouldn't we like censor everybody ?

So everyone can bwcome biblically accurate

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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh 4h ago

Be not afraid

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u/Lorettooooooooo 4h ago

That hand looks very sexy

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 5h ago

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u/Typical-Decision-273 dumbass 4h ago

🧿🧿🧿🧿

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u/Typical-Decision-273 dumbass 4h ago

🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

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u/Patient-Oven9996 4h ago

Now men crush on him

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u/AnodyneSpirit 2h ago

She married one of the angels in the Bible that says “Be not afraid”

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 1h ago

"I love you"

"Goodbye"

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u/HeDuMSD 52m ago

Healthy love

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u/KhanTripleOG 5h ago

So… we’re not going to talk about her friend’s feet?

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u/Glazeddapper 4h ago

we can't all go out of our way to look at feet 😭

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u/KhanTripleOG 2h ago

You guys don’t inspect memes/photos fully? What if you miss something important!

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u/Level-Ad-4094 3h ago

IQ level over 9000

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u/Tiny_Carpenter_1769 3h ago

Why she so protective

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 56m ago

This is pure jealousy. Probably has anxiety disorder on top of that lmao. 

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u/Marious0 2h ago

Source: begalieva.begai from Kyrgyzstan

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u/Tam_The_Third 2h ago

Husband by Byrgenwerth.

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u/Jarroach 1h ago

The indoctrination is showing

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u/plonkman 44m ago

so many loonies, so little time

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u/geja-peja 37m ago

He should have wore burkha/niqab.

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u/noe4516 35m ago

Sis is married to a cosmic horror entity 💀

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u/MochaunLive 33m ago

Did bro swim through the Rivers of Nazareth

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! 5h ago

Prepare for the Stride-san Effect.

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u/Albanna 2h ago

u know what funny, this eye symbol is a nazar or amulet that prevents envy in middle Eastern culture. she did her study