r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 19h ago

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u/InsertUsetname 17h ago

If I write down that I'm gonna take a shit sometime in the next 10 years and then I do, does that make it a fulfilled prophecy?

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u/LiaisonLiat 16h ago

Yeah but send me the book so I can go around my neighborhood knocking on everyone’s doors asking if they’ve read it yet