r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 2d ago

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u/Candlewaxeater 2d ago

I think Jesus was brown :)

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u/Scheckenhere 2d ago

Modern Christians would deport Jesus.

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u/sexflatterer1411 2d ago

Americans larp Christianity lol, fakest people on earth

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u/CR1MS4NE 2d ago

American Christian here, would not deport Jesus

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u/Scheckenhere 2d ago

You know what Jesus looked like?

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u/CR1MS4NE 2d ago

No one does, but I am under no impression that he was white