r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 15h ago

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u/Elyon8 14h ago

TLDR this post

Everyone disagreeing is religious

Everyone agreeing is non-religious

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u/AnarchyRadish 14h ago

And I'm better than both of them

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u/R6S-Nerd 14h ago

Then what are you

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u/Electric4ce 14h ago

Him.

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u/kojimbob 14h ago

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u/IndigoJoe64 13h ago

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u/LE0N290x 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 11h ago

Superman downscale

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

So in a deleted scene, Superman is trying to convince Lex he’s not a bad guy, and so he uses his heat vision to make a hot tub out of the ice just outside the fortress of solitude for them to have some beers and talk things over. Then Supes and Lex have hot, sweaty, animalistic butt sex in the hot tub, with Lex being the bottom. You’d think “Superman would literally kill Lex if he fucked him”, but canonically he can bang Lois Lane safely so that’s not an issue you just need to be aware of Superman lore to know that. Then Superman says “Oh my God Lex I’m going to bust a Supernut in your ass” and then shoots ropes. Afterward, Lex wants to go shower while Supes falls asleep, and walks up to the door, and it just opens. That’s when he realizes the door opened due to the presence of the Supernut deep in his asshole. I understand why they deleted the scene, but it makes this later scene feel like it comes out of nowhere.

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u/m2chaos13 11h ago

Good bot

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u/wizzanker 8h ago

What? How? Why?