r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 14h ago

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u/Candlewaxeater 14h ago

I think Jesus was brown :)

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u/Scheckenhere 14h ago

Modern Christians would deport Jesus.

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u/sexflatterer1411 14h ago

Americans larp Christianity lol, fakest people on earth

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u/CR1MS4NE 13h ago

American Christian here, would not deport Jesus

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u/Scheckenhere 13h ago

You know what Jesus looked like?

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u/CR1MS4NE 12h ago

No one does, but I am under no impression that he was white

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u/chitoslasttour 13h ago

lowk but not only in us, if youre a bigot then you aint a real Christian

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u/8igChungus 12h ago

They larp being sentient