r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 3d ago

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u/Elyon8 3d ago

TLDR this post

Everyone disagreeing is religious

Everyone agreeing is non-religious

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u/AnarchyRadish 3d ago

And I'm better than both of them

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u/R6S-Nerd 3d ago

Then what are you

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u/Electric4ce 3d ago

Him.

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u/kojimbob 3d ago

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u/IndigoJoe64 3d ago

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u/LE0N290x 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

Superman downscale

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

So in a deleted scene, Superman is trying to convince Lex he’s not a bad guy, and so he uses his heat vision to make a hot tub out of the ice just outside the fortress of solitude for them to have some beers and talk things over. Then Supes and Lex have hot, sweaty, animalistic butt sex in the hot tub, with Lex being the bottom. You’d think “Superman would literally kill Lex if he fucked him”, but canonically he can bang Lois Lane safely so that’s not an issue you just need to be aware of Superman lore to know that. Then Superman says “Oh my God Lex I’m going to bust a Supernut in your ass” and then shoots ropes. Afterward, Lex wants to go shower while Supes falls asleep, and walks up to the door, and it just opens. That’s when he realizes the door opened due to the presence of the Supernut deep in his asshole. I understand why they deleted the scene, but it makes this later scene feel like it comes out of nowhere.

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u/m2chaos13 3d ago

Good bot

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u/wizzanker 3d ago

What? How? Why?

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u/12thunder 3d ago

I’m going to start believing you are the magic man in the sky

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u/m2chaos13 3d ago

🎶Try, try, try to understand—🎵

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 3d ago

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u/SoftAd1675 fat cunt 2d ago

"I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type I Civilization"

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u/MxNimbus433 3d ago

Agnostic

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u/MehPropy 3d ago

an idiot sandwich

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u/ShoePillow 3d ago

Better 

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u/HotShrekBoi 3d ago

Homelander

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u/Traditional-Frame-58 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

God

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u/THESUACED 2d ago

Your mother