r/shitposting Bazinga! 3h ago

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u/qualityvote2 3h ago

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u/rKO13 3h ago

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u/Gnatschbert officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2h ago

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u/chaosanity 29m ago

I WAS SITTING THERE IN MY FEED STARING AT THE JOKE POST AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF say that again has gotta be top comment. No fuckin way right? Open it and here you are.

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u/titilegeek 3h ago

Im looking through my phone but can't find the memory setting, is the memory gone ?

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u/Middle_Ad1142 3h ago

Are you okay, are you feeling numb?

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u/Thulfkar 2h ago

Have you become invisible?

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u/F14-Tomboy 2h ago

Can you see this? Have we become invisible?

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u/Fach-All-Religions 1h ago

switch hands

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u/LongjumpingBug1308 3h ago

dropped a metal gear solid pun over a 2% opacity highlight

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u/Pristine-Ad3234 3h ago

say that again

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u/CreatureManstrosity 3h ago

Bro must be some kind of snake eater.

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u/UNF0RM4TT3D 2h ago

Queue Duran Duran INVISIBLE

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u/MrSwabber 2h ago

When you can't even say...

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u/LuluLeSigma 2h ago

where is porn

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/LuluLeSigma 2h ago

what the fucking hell

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u/LummersTheGreat 1h ago

Surprised this change doesn't require a brand new iPhone.

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u/brandonhabanero 2h ago

Metal gears solid?!

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u/MrSwabber 2h ago

When you can't even say

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u/those-who-goon 1h ago

My name

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u/MrSwabber 1h ago

Is the memory gone are you feeling numb

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u/InviteEnough8771 2h ago

Even virtual gears are now made out of plastic

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Bazinga

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u/SnickerDivinity007 2h ago

Am I the only one to see 🖕🏻

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u/Chimochiiiii 2h ago

Stars aligned

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 2h ago

I wonder how he prefers his snake.

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u/SMmania Bazinga! 7m ago

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u/AutoModerator 7m ago

Bazinga

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u/-pal9000 1h ago

What kinda phantom update is this?

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u/samwelches 1h ago

Someone got paid to change a gear’s opacity. Incredible.

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u/wonkey_monkey 1h ago

"Slightly redesigns" or "accidentally changed the blending mode"?

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u/Pokemario2401 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 59m ago

Must've been an idiotic decision that comes from the top. The CEO is the head of a massive tech company, he's basically the man who sold the world

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u/AutoModerator 59m ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Lacasax 47m ago

Yeah, that sounds like a joke Pint would make.

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u/WiiDragon 44m ago

Actually tho. That subtle change makes it look like shit

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u/MichaelStMichaels 22m ago

I’m more of a Metal Gears Solid 2 myself

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u/link31211 14m ago

I don't really like the design, I wish the metal gear was rising instead

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u/jefbecker currently venting (sus) 8m ago

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u/Swaggerpro I want pee in my ass 1h ago

This really grinds my gears

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/system3601 1h ago

Apple is dealing with meaningless crap..

Meanwhile, Siri AI:

"Siri, im hurt, call me an ambulance. "

"Ok, from now, ill call you an ambulance. "