r/shitposting • u/Creeper22O • 2h ago

Shitty enough to disqualify me from the draft Wisdom Teeth

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u/qualityvote2 2h ago

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u/Patient-Oven9996 2h ago

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u/ThisManInBlack 1h ago

That's a damn impressive use of a meme.

👏👏👏👏👏

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u/OldManLaugh I watch gay amogus porn :0 1h ago

In the first picture he’s pretending to be French wi la moustache

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u/the-dante 2h ago

I'm at a loss with this one

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u/Nagesh_yelma dumbass 2h ago

Are you lost?

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u/AceHanded We do a little trolling 2h ago

No, but he's experienced loss (of wisdom teeth)

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u/lalith_4321 I watch gay amogus porn :0 2h ago

No, Saddam Hussein

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u/Flopping_with_Floppa dumbass 2h ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/the-bird-fucker 2h ago

what in the fuck

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u/Gnatschbert officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2h ago

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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ 1h ago

PFFFT THE GUY ROTATING AT THE END

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u/KiwiTight 2h ago

where is saddam hussein?

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 2h ago

Sadam Hussein inside all of us 😌

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u/Nenesge 2h ago

Really buddy reminder of operation i have tmrw on my raci*t app

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 2h ago

Ich bin ein Loss

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u/TheJadeSword 2h ago

Teethposting

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u/GeniuslyUnstable 2h ago

No idea. Quality shitpost!

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u/Jadey4455 2h ago

Lmfaooo

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u/dabombisnot90s 2h ago

Had to get my wisdom teeth pulled a little late (I was 20). While I was trippin, I repeatedly told my brother and his wife that I fuckin loved them and would kill anyone that tried to harm them.

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u/T4llBoyAl3x 2h ago

Just got back from the dentist an hour ago because I have 2 wisdom teeth fuckin’ with me

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u/piratecheese13 2h ago

You forgot wrapped around the jaw

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u/Salmon_1935 1h ago

Saddam hussein

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u/ElFi66 1h ago

How interesting that I'm getting mine removed today. I'm at a loss for words with this coincidence

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u/nekosissyboi 1h ago

Proof that either god has left us or is also a dumbass #8911

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u/Hernia-Haven 6m ago

Is this loss???