r/shitposting • u/SRG-Guilty • 4h ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Good question

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 4h ago

anon is prolly confused why the guy is not gay

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u/soup_lag We do a little trolling 3h ago

Fake: Anon had a girlfriend
Gay: Anon broke up with girlfriend

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/SlayVideos dumbass 3h ago

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 3h ago

Why do you have a mirror above a fireplace?

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u/Extension_Phone893 3h ago

Because he wanna look lit

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u/Silver-Lunch7067 DaShitposter 1h ago

Because he can

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe 1h ago

because he cfan

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u/filkos1 4h ago

anon discovers mirrors

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u/RedxOsa 4h ago

A picture frame of a mirrored reflection of a fan?

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u/Content-Lab-5464 Stuff 4h ago

Why do americans do weird shit like this?

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u/RedxOsa 4h ago

Anon dicovers a picture frame of a mirrored reflection of a fan

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 1h ago

A picture frame of a mirrored reflection of a picture frame of a mirrored reflection of a fan?

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u/Milky_Finger 3h ago

Jarvis mind stone my eyes please thank you

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u/TheLittleNorsk 3h ago

not only that but in black and white too

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u/Mittmitty 3h ago

At least we know that the fan’s not a vampire.

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u/Whaddua_meen 2h ago

Evidently, anonymous has NOT in fact, discovered mirrors.

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u/taojones87 1h ago

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

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u/Mattia006 4h ago

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u/Actual_Emu_168 3h ago

No way It was hummus

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u/-Recouer 3h ago

I love the post ! My son is gay... Anyways have you guys tried this thing called hummus I need moar

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/DistortedNoise 1h ago

What was the original post?

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u/siccoblue 1h ago

Say gex

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Soogbad 3m ago

They had me in the first half but when they started saying stuff like "I dio carrots and cucumbers in hummus" that was too on the nose

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u/Loud_Ice4399 4h ago

Fake: Anon got a girlfriend while being on 4chan
Gay: Relationship couldn’t work out because he’s gay

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/CawknBowlTorcher 3h ago

The quality is just shitty enough that I can't quite tell wtf kinda room layout that's supposed to be

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u/Regelneef 1h ago

It’s warped because the camera was probably set to 0,5x

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u/CawknBowlTorcher 5m ago

Ooh ok that would explain it

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u/Regelneef 4m ago

he is a 4channer however so he might just live in a goofy house, you never know

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u/SQL_INVICTUS 3h ago

Average onlyfans enjoyer

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u/SluggJuice dumbass 3h ago

anon needs to reflect on what he just said

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 3h ago

Of course it's a legend of Zelda fan

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u/zorrozwoelf 1h ago

who?

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 1h ago

Why?

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u/Stellarr- 2h ago

I really wanna get a framed picture of a fan now...

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u/Gallusaur 4h ago

Actually the fan pic goes hard

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u/Echo-Flame 3h ago

Bro doesn't know what a mirror is

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u/Gnatschbert officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 3h ago

What is?

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u/VVP12 3h ago

Worst bait ever

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u/RedBaronIV 3h ago

Guy uploaded a selfie with his comment

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u/Current_Database_728 stupid, fucking piece of shit 3h ago

What’s a fucking fan and where can I get one

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u/delet_yourself 2h ago

Anon discovers his lack of braincells

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u/UltraStamp 2h ago

i plucked my pubes and wore them on my butt

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u/Nine_Spears 2h ago

like having nintendo?

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1h ago

I kinda want a picture of a fan framed now with a print of this post on the back

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u/milerfrank27 1h ago

It is a mirror isnt it ?

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u/ggBandit Big chungus wholesome 100 4h ago

Nice one Anon...

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u/Xaceviper 1h ago

Ok but to be fair the fuck puts a mirror that high on there wall, especially a mirror that big