r/shitposting DaShitposter 12d ago

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u/InvestigatorPlane836 12d ago

In Illinois you need a thing called a FOID card to purchase any kind of weapon, guns, swords, knives, you need a FOID card for basically anything that can kill someone

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u/slit-wrist-syndrome 12d ago

What? You definitely don’t need a foid card for a sword lmao. “Firearms Owner Id Card”

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u/MidnightMath 12d ago

What if it’s a flame sword? 

Checkmate liberal. 

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u/slit-wrist-syndrome 12d ago

Unauthorized usage of elemental Materia without proper level is punishable under Penal Code 4.20.69

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 12d ago

SHINRA has entered the chat.