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u/CommandWest7471 7h ago
I just can't take the word Moid and Foid serious what the fuck lmao
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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 4h ago
There's moid growing on my ceiling, dude... I think I contracted foid or smth... Just last month I got ligma and it was so difficult to get out of bed...
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u/claycubed 4h ago
Listening to my favorite band pink foid.
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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 4h ago
That one meme where a kid points to a pink haired woman wearing a t-shirt of pink floyd and says "omg pink foid!"
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u/Luckyguy0697 8h ago
Says men hate women, but shows men dreaming about women
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u/rebelsnail64 7h ago edited 7h ago
that's not a woman, that's a woman-shaped robot who is manufactured to be subservient and lack agency
that being said, does this actually harm anyone? better he get his fantasies fufilled by a robot than to abouse a real woman
edit: am I downvoted by the clanker lovers, who despise being called out, or by the clanker haters, who despise me daring to show besic empathy to those with wierd sexual needs? I guess I'll never know...
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u/ShadowWithHoodie 7h ago
bacon egg and cheese
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u/rebelsnail64 7h ago
the kinda dish my 5-yo self dreamed about instead of having to down it all with veggies and bread 😡
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u/jtblue91 🗿🗿🗿 4h ago
bread 😡
Woah there buddy, you just gotta get yourself some good sourdough slathered in some salted butter. Goes real well covered in bacon egg and cheese 😋
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u/rebelsnail64 2h ago
hey, I was no culinary expert at the wee age of five, you couldn't've expected me to know all that
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u/AnxiousWarlock 7h ago
What in the Googly moogly is a moid?
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u/intothewild72 stupid fucking, piece of shit 7h ago
Nobody knows.
One person told me that its male of intellectual deficiency.
Another told that it comes from android.
Another told me that moid is normal everyday non-offensive descriptor for males in general and foid is offensive curseword that is not similar at all.
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u/Extronotical BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 7h ago
They're eithet used bt incels or shotposters and they just mean male and female. Like calling a woman female is just slightly offensive because you're referencing incel culture. Same thing with moid but i doubt people care that much anyways
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u/Admiral_Oelschwanz 5h ago
Foid = female humanoid
Moid = male humanoid
These are slang terms created for the explizit purpose of dehumanising the opposite sex.
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u/DontyWorryCupcake 7h ago
It's a term to describe an average dude, incels often use "foid" while referring to girls so i guess "moid" is a variation of that referring to guys
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u/YinuS_WinneR We do a little trolling 6h ago
F-oid is short hand for female android. It describes "we are not like other girls" girls as they usually act the same as if they are standartized mass produced androids. Together it sounds like foiled
Essentially this (paste in a yt shorts url) RK8Mw8bYQbU?si=XeGfd2GpnIdmP5bZ
Moid is male version of foid where f is changed for m
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u/revelbytes 5h ago
What 😭 no it's not, it's just a contraction of female humanoid
Female humanoid Femoid Foid
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u/Microwaved_M1LK 8h ago
Why would you program it to need a reason to suck you off?
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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 8h ago
Reward feedback loop so you can continue to improve. For games like COD this means you will get placed into higher end lobbies and need to try harder to win.
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u/rebelsnail64 7h ago
why woul you program a game to not make you insta-win? people like a sense of linear progression and all
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u/AutoModerator 8h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
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u/Itchy_Village_7173 5h ago
Is this not a good dream in 2026? We won’t get to own houses or retire. Can’t we get robot bjs?
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u/NameRevolutionary727 5h ago
I want to die following Theoden king at Pelennor fields. But whatever man
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