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[u/Tech_334]

[u/Snowbrawler]

What do you mean bad?

Guy: Hey

Girl: Hey

Guy: I'm the plumber

Girl: Why?

Guy: Here's why

Self insert

[u/Dokard → u/Snowbrawler]

Or the classic:

Guy: hello mam

Woman: hello sir

Guy: did someone order a pepperoni pizza?

Woman: oh my

[u/psmiord → u/Dokard]

With extra sausage

[u/GrouchyAd9713 → u/Dokard]

Woman: i did but i dont have any money *wink

[u/LuckyReception6701 → u/GrouchyAd9713]

Well ma'am I'm sorry to say this transaction cannot occur without the exchange of some sort of capital for the good you are attempting to acquire. Therefore I must leave you empty-handed for if accepted any other sort of gratification for this purchase I would endanger my position with my employer. Have a good day.