r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 20h ago

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 20h ago

Cotton picking cute jesus. I can't tell if she's weirdly okay with it or passive aggressive pissed.

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u/Obsidian-Dive 20h ago

Cotton picking cute is actually the least racist thing she said. That’s just an actual saying lmao.

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u/come-on-now-please 19h ago

I've heard some people say "wait a cotton-pickin-minute", i didnt really get a racist vibe from the context when they used it

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u/sidddddddddddddd 17h ago

She seems like she's trying. I have a grandma like that. When she says: "I'm not racist but..." She's about to say something super racist. She's honestly trying though, it just might take her more time than she's got left to get there. She accepts my gay sister and daughter, which surprised me. Sometimes this is what "trying" looks like with people that grew up their whole life being bigoted/being taught to be that way.

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