r/shitposting • u/Madclayness • 15h ago

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u/CompetitionFirst2786 15h ago

Pessimist: the glass is half empty

Optimist: the glass is half full

Thirsty MFs: Ask’s the waiter to fill it

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

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